Corn or porn?

Well, for years, men has been questioning themselves, which is better? Corn or porn? In historical manuscripts such as "The Pearl", corn has been well known as a staple food for the hungry villagers. However, in this modern world, it seems that men's hunger has been diverted from corn to porn. So now, Mr. Manly Man will clarify once and for all, which of the two is the better men's choice.

1. Porn will not cause diabetes, weight gain, and most health problems.
It has been verified by the Kuala Lumpur Institute of Technology, Selangor(KLITS) that porn actually brings good health to the human anatomy. Although corn provides certain vital nutrients such as carbs, porn could actually exercise certain muscles in the body, leading to a healthier lifestyle. Also, porn has zero calories and are known to help in weight control. Therefore, porn wins in this round!

2. Corn is legal, porn is not!
According the Newton's fifth law of legality, corn is actually legal! Many people doesn't know that and tries to smuggle some corn through Thailand. However, now that this fact has been confirmed by the Ministry of CAP(corn and porn), corn is becoming a more popular hit within the society. With no risk of violating the law, corn clearly wins in this section!

3. Children thinks corn is sweet and satisfying
Adults thinks porn is sweet and satisfying
This round clearly goes to porn because who holds more power? Children or adult? You guessed it...

4. Job opportunity, corn : male, porn : female
It is true that both industries are uni sexual industries but the majority of them involved are as divided above. I would say this round is a draw

5. Corn hardens when it grows, porn makes harder growths
Porn wins, no comment XD!

And so, this sick and twisted post is done. After today I would probably be isolated by everyone in the world. But then again, we are all mature people and I'm sure we can take some dirty jokes. That's all folks. And don't forget to choose your side!