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World Maths Day 2008 !!

World Maths Day 2008 !!
Pride of 0801PE4 !!!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Best ucapan ever - Seng Wai

sebelum akhirnya ceramah saya pada pagi ini, biarlah saya melafazkan satu puisi untuk nikmat sekalian

memasak buah nangka sebiji,
datang sekampung orang sebijak,
kalau ketiak baunya terjijik,
mandilah kawanku sambil berberak

sekian, terima kasih.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Cell Phone Video

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Smile =)








Sunday, September 21, 2008

Life saver

Watch this video and learn the trick. It might help you during the maths AS paper if you forgotten to bring a calculator and could not find anyone who have an extra xD



Saturday, September 20, 2008

Finally we get to see how the trick is done!

Friday, September 19, 2008

thai ad.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Interesting!

If you are into unraveling the mysteries of Mathematics or Science, open the attached video. All I can say is:

Wow, I have never seen it done this way before! Anyone can explain?



Enjoy the brain gymnastics!


Results for Mathematics

365 Days NOT enough for Students To Study.. funny.. but somewad true..

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'

Friday, September 12, 2008

OMG~! IT'S IVANA MONTANA!

soony tatrus


Name : Ivana Montana aka Soony Tatrus(okla...real name Ivan How Soon Tat)


Sex : YES PLS!


Age : 18 .... or is he? We'll never know...


Status : Not available unless you're looking for a fun naughty celebrity night out *winks*


Allowance : 20-50 million from sales of DVD and Disney Channel Series


Details:
General
He gets the best of both worlds...hey hey u u i can be ur playmate(whoops copyrighted from another singer :P)

Pros
- Famous wei(u date him, u get famous ;))
- Rich like mad wei(multi-million dollar making teen celebrity man)
- HAS A CAR!!!(YES! The first candidate here that can fetch u around!)
- Loves children(paedophile?.....we dunno...)
- Very smart....for a famous celebrity ;)

Cons
- Sometimes childish(which makes him so adorable and liked by millions of fans out there! okla not really....but still....)
- Unable to continue due to risks of being sued...but I think u guys know more :P


Looking for : Zac Affron or Nick Jonas maybe? LOL! jkjk...he's straight!


Interested? Too bad! This famous celebrity do not give out his number or email EASILY! But u can still contact him at 017-buy-my-cd-for-9.95-now!-i-love-u-guys!-but-only-if-u-buy-my-cd-NOW! or email him at hotsexybaby@dirtychat.com. Make sure u have the look of a goddess before u even dare approach him :P(but not looks of an Angel...cuz that's Hong Yi's one...k...dun be confused :D)


Gentleman-ship not included


P.S. - Okla...getting not funny adi right? I stop with him la...so sorry to hy,aaron and ivan if i offended u...u guys know the username and psw...if u dun like it, just remove it k...sorry ya

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Not interested? here's another one!



Name : Aarreena (aka Si Seng Yong)


Sex : Not Available


Age : 18 and semi-virgin


Status : Damn available...been doing "sightseeing" alot!


Allowance : 500-1000


Details :
General
Average height with average width and average "length"....dun think dirty! Means average volume la! Plays some sports including futsal, basketball, badminton and "sightseeing"(its a sport....for him :P).

Pros
- Very VERY VERY SMART! ... 5A1D last time , now will be 6A2C guaranteed!
- Class jewel!(one of the prettiest in class wei...)
- Very serious in relationship one! (okla i just say this cuz 2 pros is like so little....so give him 3....ok ma? :P)
- For more ask pe4 :P

Cons
- Past year papers(no further arguments necessary)
- Sightseeing too much :P
- Very picky!
- Quite "salty wet" :P
- Potential playboy/girl/item if we assume past = present :P
- For more ask pe4 :P

Looking for : All girls...no I don't mean any...i mean ALL...


Arreena is your cup of tea? Don't hestitate to call him at 012-room-614-tonight-honey or email him at faststronghorse@fasterstronger*censored*.com. Prettiness level must be at least 8 out of 10 in the Alfonso de Albuquerque scale of beauty.


Loyalty not included.


P.S....another joke! dont tease him so much k...we are all human with equal rights :D

Friday, September 5, 2008

Are you looking for love?


Name : Tan Hong Yi

Sex : Male

Age : 18 and still virgin

Status : Single

Allowance : below 500

Details :
General
Roughly 169-171cm tall, naturally black hair but dyed brown, loves to sleep and sits with the class jewel(refer below for definition) with the success rate of 85%. Enjoys playing games and eating good food(japanese and Subway is accepted!)

Pros
- Very responsible!(Finishes homeworks and past years in time!)
- Generous!(will spend you if you're worth spending)
- Funny- Very Smart!
- For more, ask him

Cons
- Very picky!(cannot eat the same thing more than 3 times a week!)
- Gets bored easily!(careful ah girls out there...playboy wei)
- Slightly touchy(cannot blame him...he sits next to "class jewel"!)
- Sadist(laugh when someone made mistake...hahaha!!!(i'm not sadist...))
- Veryyyy lansi one weii!!! XD!
- For more, ask PE4

Looking for : Angel....only Angel that has came down from heaven...

Interested? Then call him at 017-dont-call-me-if-ur-not-angel or email him at iwantangelonlyle@angel.com. Hurry! Limited time only.

P.S. - This is just a joke...please do not take this seriously at all...unless you like his cute looks XD!

Class jewel is defined as the sole main provider of oestrogen in 0801PE4 which can be the girl or "the girl".

Please Heed this Words

Attention to all guys (and a girl) of 0801 PE04,
our boss, Vishnu is in dire for everyone's cooperation. This is all you guys (and girl) have to do during this freakingly long holiday.
MAKE SURE YOU DO SO UNLESS YOU WANT MR LAI TO DESTROY YOUR TESTIMONIAL TO DUST.

Here is what you guys have to do:-
1. Take a picture of yourself.
2. Take a class picture all together {this one can do after holiday}
3. Take pictures of you having some fun time with our classmates (we dun mind outsiders)
4. Try to think how our page would be like for the magazine.
5. Compile it and send it to... er...... damn.... (unknown. Info to be given later on.)

Please make sure it's best of its best quality picture. Remember, it's a college magazine. Hot chicks would be staring at each of our faces. If you're lucky (I dun literally mean Eternal Lucky Lim, ELL), those hot girls would be looking up and down for you. So, take that photo and pray hard that the girls would be chasing you.

So have fun during holidays.
PS:- This is no exceptions to all our lecturers as lecturers' picture should be taken also. If not, ............................

Have FUN!!!

To Vishnu:- You wanted this right? {Except for the lecturers' photo suggestion}

Monday, September 1, 2008

Hmmm... Version 2.1.3

Let's see... AS examination is coming... AS trial is pushing us to the edge...
Conclusion...?
We might leap over the edge. Damn...
Well, good luck to all of us ya...

So...
Sir, give us good marks and testimonials ya... THANK YA!!!

OMG!

WHY U READING THIS??? GO STUDY!! AS COMING ALREADY!!!!