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Are u a malaysian...?

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?


1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.


3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.


4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.


5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.


7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.


8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.


9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'


14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Attention: Gathering Information

guys...we hv this friday as a suggestion for our gathering. this in the particulars tat we hv come to an agreement with;

venue: possibly yuen's steamboat, or mcD at pyramid
time: 6pm
occasion: dinner
place of assembly: kfc near taylors (beside hassan's corner)

any further suggestions, don hesitate to voice out k. so pls b informed.. n if u noe sum classmates tat don hv access to our blog, pls take time to help inform them la k? thanks

-vicksama-

Capture, seize the moments, but neva discard...

It was a bright tuesday morning, when i realised tat my life was gonna change completely.
As i woke up on my bed tat morning, it was clear tat i was heading in a new direction towards life itself. An unforgotten day, the day i became an official student of Taylor's University College.

I walked past what seemed to be a rather typical work of engineering, one of the structures tat wud seem to become a virtue of our time, the guardhouse. In other words, the gateway to a whole new destination of greatness, complemented by greyishly tarred pathways. I stood there, in disbelief. I asked of whether my future wud lie in the hands of an insitute tat i hv heard so much abt, tat when spoke abt, wud calm the savage beasts ard, or even silence the screaming blur images in my mind. But then, my doubts were cleared. Answers were granted soon after.

At one point, we were juz getting to noe our peers, and lecturers. Then soon after, we indulged ourselves in great parties and occasions. From class lunches to simple formal day experiences, we 0801Pe4, became a family.

Since then it neva seemed like we were headin to the route of crumbling. Great achievements came along the way. I was blessed and humbled by the moment the sound of victory lingered within the atmosphere. It was a day of accomplisment, a day of amazing triumph as we were announced as World Math Day champions. A moment tat we truly held on with pride. But it was not just abt the pride. It was in fact abt the feeling of unity within us as the modern day society of engineers.

Moments such as this i keep dearly in my heart, moments tat teased my thoughts as i entered wat seemed to b the final day, the final piece to a beautiful jigsaw puzzle. The feeling of nerves got the best of me as i walked down the set of stairs with a huge golden carpet making its presence felt. I made my way tru the wooden doors, tat opened to a rather classy and expensive surrounding. Well of course, it was indeed Prom Nite.

The master hall was filled with colours of red, black and white, mixing in harmony, instilling a feeling of relief and youth within my structure. Who cud eva forget, the the glamourous attires worn by boys and girls filling the spaces within the four corners of the hall. But i stand corrected. In the hall, tru my eyes, they were no longer juz boys and girls. It was the day they became men n women. A day, to toast the final days of our teenage journeys and greeting adulthood with open warms.

It was in fact a special day for me as i carried the flag for 0801Pe4, being a nominee in the 2009 Prom King category. However, disappointed with the fact tat i was the oni student carrying the flag, i stil managed to muster a crowd bursting performance in one of the challenges in order to win over votes in my favour. The challenges were fun, tough, but stil fun for the rest to watch.

A 6 course meal was served tat nite, tat got average ratings. A common opinion tis wud b as the food was not the main subject for the day, many of us were busy enjoying photo sessions with each other, in an attempt of consuming memories on paper. The room was filled with joy and laughter of course. We sat down and reminised abt the times we had, while listening to songs sung by such raw n yet great talented students alike especially Syazmin with the song she is popular for singin, Love Song. The performances were nicely assembled, tho ppl wud debate tat the final one was catastrophic. Mainly bcuz the band was formed juz days b4 the nite itself. so it wud b too much to expect from an inexperienced band, and credit had to go for the effort n courage these boys showed up stage.

Soon Prom King and Queen was decided, and the dance floor was opened to the students as an act of celebration 2gether with saying gudbye to the glory days. The nite cud not hv been a better day, mayb not proffesionally, but in heart, i enjoyed myself regardless of the circumstances. Cuz i was able to spend time with my loved frens.

So guys, we mite come from diff backgrounds and upbringings, but one thing i noe i learnt from each one of u is the fact tat no matter who u r or where ur from, we r destined for great things. We had gone tru a timeless journey 2gther, n juz bcuz we mite not hv each other's presence anymore, we stil r united in the minds, n in the hearts. Take care n i noe u guys will do well ;) "dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die tomorrow"
-vicksama-

Where are you now?

Hey, no matter what, we are still 0801PE4 of Taylor's University College A-Levels students. Let's keep in touch with each other? Well I have the emails of some of the pe4 ppl which I will include in this post, but for those who have more emails not in this list, please, sign into this blog or just simply post it in our conveniently placed chatbox and update us, how are you now?

Voon Seng Wai - vsw_90@hotmail.com
Ng Jian Wai - acengjw@hotmail.com
Vicky - vicksama_viknesh89@hotmail.com
Alex aka Mr. Lai's eldest son - wongteckming@hotmail.com
Ho Guang Yuan aka Mr. Lai's youngest son - dante_hgy@hotmail.com
I-van 2 emo - deathzone90@hotmail.com
Sze Hui - cornetszehui@hotmail.com
Brian Yap - brianyaphs_91@hotmail.com
Joshua Pui - cryback_90@hotmail.com
Joshua Soo - joshua_siz@hotmail.com
Nicholas Law - nicholaslaw3@yahoo.co.uk
Hin Chun - michaelchonghinchun@hotmail.com
Huong Ket - hwang_ket@hotmail.com
Han Khee - hohankhee@hotmail.com
Hong Yi - zidane_kuja@hotmail.com
AARON SI YOUR BESTEZ BUDDY!!! - faststronghorse@hotmail.com
Lucky , smart, and rich - iluck_789@hotmail.com
Ka Yin, class bouncer - rockshox56@hotmail.com
Mr. Lai - wingkean_lai@hotmail.com
Andrew, - andrew_ars14@yahoo.com
Vish, - thangubaby@hotmail.com

So as you can see, this list is far from complete, but it's the best I can do. So if you are the missing person, please update us! If you are already in there and you have extra suggestions, tell us too! Don't selfish! Keep in touch man! Those who feel that "hey, now I suddenly feel like sharing my thoughts in this blog", find me, Mr.Lai or even Brian Yap for the class email and psw :)! After all, there is no escape from being a 0801PE4-ian. Have a good life ahead guys, and hope you all will succeed in your studies, secure a great job, create a happy family and of course ensure the continuation of the human species.