OMG~! IT'S IVANA MONTANA!

soony tatrus

Name : Ivana Montana aka Soony Tatrus(okla...real name Ivan How Soon Tat)

Sex : YES PLS!


Age : 18 .... or is he? We'll never know...

Status : Not available unless you're looking for a fun naughty celebrity night out *winks*

Allowance : 20-50 million from sales of DVD and Disney Channel Series

Details:

General

He gets the best of both worlds...hey hey u u i can be ur playmate(whoops copyrighted from another singer :P)

Pros

- Famous wei(u date him, u get famous ;))

- Rich like mad wei(multi-million dollar making teen celebrity man)

- HAS A CAR!!!(YES! The first candidate here that can fetch u around!)

- Loves children(paedophile?.....we dunno...)

- Very smart....for a famous celebrity ;)

Cons

- Sometimes childish(which makes him so adorable and liked by millions of fans out there! okla not really....but still....)

- Unable to continue due to risks of being sued...but I think u guys know more :P

Looking for : Zac Affron or Nick Jonas maybe? LOL! jkjk...he's straight!

Interested? Too bad! This famous celebrity do not give out his number or email EASILY! But u can still contact him at 017-buy-my-cd-for-9.95-now!-i-love-u-guys!-but-only-if-u-buy-my-cd-NOW! or email him at hotsexybaby@dirtychat.com. Make sure u have the look of a goddess before u even dare approach him :P(but not looks of an Angel...cuz that's Hong Yi's one...k...dun be confused :D)


Gentleman-ship not included

P.S. - Okla...getting not funny adi right? I stop with him la...so sorry to hy,aaron and ivan if i offended u...u guys know the username and psw...if u dun like it, just remove it k...sorry ya

Not interested? here's another one!

Name : Aarreena (aka Si Seng Yong)

Sex : Not Available

Age : 18 and semi-virgin

Status : Damn available...been doing "sightseeing" alot!

Allowance : 500-1000

Details :

General

Average height with average width and average "length"....dun think dirty! Means average volume la! Plays some sports including futsal, basketball, badminton and "sightseeing"(its a sport....for him :P).

Pros

- Very VERY VERY SMART! ... 5A1D last time , now will be 6A2C guaranteed!

- Class jewel!(one of the prettiest in class wei...)

- Very serious in relationship one! (okla i just say this cuz 2 pros is like so little....so give him 3....ok ma? :P)

- For more ask pe4 :P

Cons

- Past year papers(no further arguments necessary)

- Sightseeing too much :P

- Very picky!

- Quite "salty wet" :P

- Potential playboy/girl/item if we assume past = present :P

- For more ask pe4 :P

Looking for : All girls...no I don't mean any...i mean ALL...

Arreena is your cup of tea? Don't hestitate to call him at 012-room-614-tonight-honey or email him at faststronghorse@fasterstronger*censored*.com. Prettiness level must be at least 8 out of 10 in the Alfonso de Albuquerque scale of beauty.

Loyalty not included.

P.S....another joke! dont tease him so much k...we are all human with equal rights :D

Are you looking for love?

Name : Tan Hong Yi

Sex : Male

Age : 18 and still virgin

Status : Single

Allowance : below 500

Details :
General
Roughly 169-171cm tall, naturally black hair but dyed brown, loves to sleep and sits with the class jewel(refer below for definition) with the success rate of 85%. Enjoys playing games and eating good food(japanese and Subway is accepted!)

Pros
- Very responsible!(Finishes homeworks and past years in time!)
- Generous!(will spend you if you're worth spending)
- Funny- Very Smart!
- For more, ask him

Cons
- Very picky!(cannot eat the same thing more than 3 times a week!)
- Gets bored easily!(careful ah girls out there...playboy wei)
- Slightly touchy(cannot blame him...he sits next to "class jewel"!)
- Sadist(laugh when someone made mistake...hahaha!!!(i'm not sadist...))
- Veryyyy lansi one weii!!! XD!
- For more, ask PE4

Looking for : Angel....only Angel that has came down from heaven...

Interested? Then call him at 017-dont-call-me-if-ur-not-angel or email him at iwantangelonlyle@angel.com. Hurry! Limited time only.

P.S. - This is just a joke...please do not take this seriously at all...unless you like his cute looks XD!

Class jewel is defined as the sole main provider of oestrogen in 0801PE4 which can be the girl or "the girl".