0801PE4 - Year 2010 Resolutions!

Yo, everyone, write down your resolutions here and we'll make sure it'll be DONE!

Our class resolutions should be:-
1. Open a nasi lemak stand/stall in UK, with the shop name 'Futureless'.
2. Beat Lucky in Further-further Mathematics.
3. Make Aaron be a true man.
4. More Left4Dead 2 games together.
5. Let's study hard and get that first-class degree back from Uni!


Enjoy the holidays and univerisity's days!

Merry Christmas!

The Reason Why Sexual Inter 'course' Need to be Taught!

WRONG HOLE with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio from Scott Baio

Glad I don't have this MUM!

This person reminds me of someone we all used to know...

LOL AT THE PAST - Part2

hahahah classic alex timing greatness XD

Alex : The person who made it don't use it
Alex : The person who use it don't see it
Alex : The person who see it don't want it
Alex : What is it?
SW : Condom la! Obviously the producers don't use it...and when you're using it obviously you won't see it, and who wants to use it at all!
Alex : NOOO!!!

*Interruption from Mr. Lucas*
Mr. Lucas : What is it Alex?
Alex : It's a coffin la! Those who made it don't want it, those....
Mr. Lucas : WHAT COFFIN? I'M ASKING YOU WHAT IS ORGANIC CHEMISTRY!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Drinking Boys

Hope our class will NEVER EVER dO THIS!

A walk down memory lane XD

Thank you my friends.. :)

I guess this will be the first and last time I'll be posting over here.. Let's hope seng wai wont delete this..

First of all, I wanna thank all of you for the times we spent together, all the teachers for putting in such an effort to teach the class of 0801PE4.. It's been a great three months plus with all of you and I appreciate the company of each and everyone of you, you guys have been amazing and I just wish we would be classmates forever.. But at times of life, you have to make big decisions and I hope I'm making the right one.. I'll most probably be switching to ADP, due to certain factors and to the best interest of me and my family.. Wish me luck as I'll need a huge dose of it! Haha.. I'll be modest about it..

I'm not going to be make a big fuss about me leaving, but I hope I can get everyone of you informed.. We are still friends right? I hope we are.. Friends forever! I don't want to leave with a regret, and that's the reason why I'm posting this.. I want to thank all of you here, be it friends or teachers.. 0801PE4 will always hold special memories in my heart, I promise.. From strangers, we have now become a big family.. It's sad that I'll have to leave all of you.. But before I go, I want to share some of the interesting parts of our journey together.. "Yee Sang" was one of the most significant event in the short three months, it brought us all together and broke down every single barrier between us.. We were a family by then, and we can click just like that.. I hope you guys can maintain this strong bond, not many can do that.. And I'm lucky to be just part of it..I will always cherish the times we spent together, classes, lunch breaks, everything.. Getting scolded by Mr Lucas for not finishing tutorials, Mr Hari's ever lively classes (with his jokes and death stare!) , Ms Tang's heartfelt advices (I wonder how many will agree with me..), Mr Peter's 'slow and steady' pace with a great deal of patience with us, Mr Teoh's 'no-one-listening-except-joshua' speeches, Mrs Brooke with her abundance of general knowledge and ever present sarcasm, and last but not least, Mr Lai with interesting events after events for us (I'm with a good intention, don't misunderstand me).. These are the memorable moments we had with our lecturers.. :)

We also had our fair share of rocket launching during Physics practical, it was something new to me actually.. Nice.. We'll have to thank Mr Hari, the lab assistant and the bottles contributors for that.. What a practical we had.. Watching the bottles flying up high in the skies, I knew that's where all of us are heading.. To the highest peak of our lives.. Our dreams out there, waiting for us.. Plus the CAL science competition.. Andrew, Bashir n Joshua represented our class and I just wanna say that you three did a really great job.. The placing doesn't matters much, what's more important is the invaluable experience you three get from the competition and sharing it with us..

Remember World Maths Day? It's a great deal of teamwork and determination from each of us, I enjoyed every second of the 48 hours.. The euphoria of watching us chasing the top spot and maintaining it was breathtaking, not less fun and exciting! I still cant really get over it yet. Considering the fact we are just get together for such a short period of time and participating in the competition for the first time.. Great, great effort.. Thanks to all of you and also Mr Lai for signing us up for this, if not we won't be part of this great episode.. And also the prize presentation ceremony.. Everyone of us was dressed like a mature and proud gentlemen and lady and it was really smart, we looked gorgeous! No matter what, I felt everyone enjoyed it as that was a certain amount of pride and satisfaction in it.. With the programme director and other A levels maths lecturer there watching, we have certainly made our name and stamped an eternal mark in taylors history.. Not forgetting the Pizza Hut celebrations, we had our miny but meaningful party there thanks to Mr Lai as he was the paymaster for the day.. And if I'm not wrong, we did something bad that particular afternoon right? I'm not really sure who was the culprit, but it's definitely not HAN KHEE, KA YIN, HONG YI, & ALEX right? Haha.. Hope you guys are open about it.. No bad intention, just purely fond memories..

In all, 0801PE4 is of a great mix.. Lucky the maths genius, Bashir the 'think-out-of-the-box' guy, Alex the class clown, Seng Wai the blog creater, Ivan the cheeky guy, Joshua the champion of champions, Han Khee the phone gamer, Hong Yi the smart goody boy, Ka Yin the 'sleep-in-class but still do exceptionally well in tests' (dunno how he's able to do it), Cheong the fantastic footballer, Daanis the macho athlete, Danial the muscular model, Vishnu the 'always-there-for-us' class rep, Vicky the matured soul leader, Hassan the train owner, Brian the happy-go-lucky boy, Huong Ket the dancing king, Guang Yuan the judo guy (is it? I dont quite remember the club u joined, my bad if it's incorrect), Jian Wai the cybergamer, Der Shen the sleeping king, Michael the blur blur guy, Nicholas the multi-talented guy, Andrew the most hardworking guy and our one and only pretty lady - Sze Hui .. ^^

I will definitely miss all of you guys, but this is life, we have to get on with it no matter what happens right? Hereby, I would like thank everyone of you again and also the lecturers for the beautifully decorated three months plus.. I wish all of you the best of the best for your future undertakings.. No matter what you do, do it with your heart.. With that, I believe you will be able to fulfil your greatest potential and achieve your highest of dreams.. Spread your wings and soar! Success awaits all of you!

My sincerest wishes to all of you.. I hope 0801PE4 will go on to achieve even greater heights and go down as one of the most decorated CAL class in taylors! Congrats for your past success and I wish all of you the best for the future.. Good luck for your A levels.. Thanks again and I hope we'll be able to keep in touch! Take care n bye bye!!!


With warmest regards,
Aaron Si Seng Yong

How to Avoid Swine Flu

Like a Boss

cool!

Work Late Ghost Story

To those people who work late....

Read the story no matter u like or dun like ghost story...makes you
glued to your chair till the last sentence!

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quay
area.

In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quite
High up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stay
Back for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due to
security reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call the
old security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level.

Then the uncle will send the lift up..

After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where his
office also very high up in the building. Hence if he does OT, also need to
call uncle to send lift up. Then it came the day that he's working OT
for the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am and
when he's about to leave, he called the security uncle to send the lift
up. After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.

He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another
10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.

A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?
S: Yeah sent liao.
A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh
S: No meh? okie okie I send again.

Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's
the last person to leave and there's no one around. He called the uncle
on his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?
S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.
A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!
S: Aiyoh. Never mind. I take the lift up and look for you.

Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then
suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the line
sounding very weird.

S: Where are you? ! I am here.. But I cannot find you.

All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts. All at level
1..... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right.

A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building...

When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he
found out that....

......


.....



He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his
ex-company and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work till
siao liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never call
back to explain to the security uncle from the building of his
ex-company.

Blur cock and poor uncle. He must be the one who actually freaked out
going all the way up and saw no one there...hahaha


Moral of the story - dun work till become like sotong.... :P

Good Moral Story To Share

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.
They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When
the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine
bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the
bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried
him to the hospital. He died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how she was going to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :

1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

Scroll down to read....




ANSWER :
The husband just said "I am with you Darling".
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.
No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think..

MORAL OF THE STORY
This story is really worth reading. Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job
or with the people we know. By this way we miss out the warmth in human relationships.

An English Joke

Don't Know How To Do Maths Homework? Call 911 For Help!

Are u a malaysian...?

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?


1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.


3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.


4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.


5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.


7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.


8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.


9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'


14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Attention: Gathering Information

guys...we hv this friday as a suggestion for our gathering. this in the particulars tat we hv come to an agreement with;

venue: possibly yuen's steamboat, or mcD at pyramid
time: 6pm
occasion: dinner
place of assembly: kfc near taylors (beside hassan's corner)

any further suggestions, don hesitate to voice out k. so pls b informed.. n if u noe sum classmates tat don hv access to our blog, pls take time to help inform them la k? thanks

-vicksama-

Capture, seize the moments, but neva discard...

It was a bright tuesday morning, when i realised tat my life was gonna change completely.
As i woke up on my bed tat morning, it was clear tat i was heading in a new direction towards life itself. An unforgotten day, the day i became an official student of Taylor's University College.

I walked past what seemed to be a rather typical work of engineering, one of the structures tat wud seem to become a virtue of our time, the guardhouse. In other words, the gateway to a whole new destination of greatness, complemented by greyishly tarred pathways. I stood there, in disbelief. I asked of whether my future wud lie in the hands of an insitute tat i hv heard so much abt, tat when spoke abt, wud calm the savage beasts ard, or even silence the screaming blur images in my mind. But then, my doubts were cleared. Answers were granted soon after.

At one point, we were juz getting to noe our peers, and lecturers. Then soon after, we indulged ourselves in great parties and occasions. From class lunches to simple formal day experiences, we 0801Pe4, became a family.

Since then it neva seemed like we were headin to the route of crumbling. Great achievements came along the way. I was blessed and humbled by the moment the sound of victory lingered within the atmosphere. It was a day of accomplisment, a day of amazing triumph as we were announced as World Math Day champions. A moment tat we truly held on with pride. But it was not just abt the pride. It was in fact abt the feeling of unity within us as the modern day society of engineers.

Moments such as this i keep dearly in my heart, moments tat teased my thoughts as i entered wat seemed to b the final day, the final piece to a beautiful jigsaw puzzle. The feeling of nerves got the best of me as i walked down the set of stairs with a huge golden carpet making its presence felt. I made my way tru the wooden doors, tat opened to a rather classy and expensive surrounding. Well of course, it was indeed Prom Nite.

The master hall was filled with colours of red, black and white, mixing in harmony, instilling a feeling of relief and youth within my structure. Who cud eva forget, the the glamourous attires worn by boys and girls filling the spaces within the four corners of the hall. But i stand corrected. In the hall, tru my eyes, they were no longer juz boys and girls. It was the day they became men n women. A day, to toast the final days of our teenage journeys and greeting adulthood with open warms.

It was in fact a special day for me as i carried the flag for 0801Pe4, being a nominee in the 2009 Prom King category. However, disappointed with the fact tat i was the oni student carrying the flag, i stil managed to muster a crowd bursting performance in one of the challenges in order to win over votes in my favour. The challenges were fun, tough, but stil fun for the rest to watch.

A 6 course meal was served tat nite, tat got average ratings. A common opinion tis wud b as the food was not the main subject for the day, many of us were busy enjoying photo sessions with each other, in an attempt of consuming memories on paper. The room was filled with joy and laughter of course. We sat down and reminised abt the times we had, while listening to songs sung by such raw n yet great talented students alike especially Syazmin with the song she is popular for singin, Love Song. The performances were nicely assembled, tho ppl wud debate tat the final one was catastrophic. Mainly bcuz the band was formed juz days b4 the nite itself. so it wud b too much to expect from an inexperienced band, and credit had to go for the effort n courage these boys showed up stage.

Soon Prom King and Queen was decided, and the dance floor was opened to the students as an act of celebration 2gether with saying gudbye to the glory days. The nite cud not hv been a better day, mayb not proffesionally, but in heart, i enjoyed myself regardless of the circumstances. Cuz i was able to spend time with my loved frens.

So guys, we mite come from diff backgrounds and upbringings, but one thing i noe i learnt from each one of u is the fact tat no matter who u r or where ur from, we r destined for great things. We had gone tru a timeless journey 2gther, n juz bcuz we mite not hv each other's presence anymore, we stil r united in the minds, n in the hearts. Take care n i noe u guys will do well ;) "dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die tomorrow"
-vicksama-

Where are you now?

Hey, no matter what, we are still 0801PE4 of Taylor's University College A-Levels students. Let's keep in touch with each other? Well I have the emails of some of the pe4 ppl which I will include in this post, but for those who have more emails not in this list, please, sign into this blog or just simply post it in our conveniently placed chatbox and update us, how are you now?

Voon Seng Wai - vsw_90@hotmail.com
Ng Jian Wai - acengjw@hotmail.com
Vicky - vicksama_viknesh89@hotmail.com
Alex aka Mr. Lai's eldest son - wongteckming@hotmail.com
Ho Guang Yuan aka Mr. Lai's youngest son - dante_hgy@hotmail.com
I-van 2 emo - deathzone90@hotmail.com
Sze Hui - cornetszehui@hotmail.com
Brian Yap - brianyaphs_91@hotmail.com
Joshua Pui - cryback_90@hotmail.com
Joshua Soo - joshua_siz@hotmail.com
Nicholas Law - nicholaslaw3@yahoo.co.uk
Hin Chun - michaelchonghinchun@hotmail.com
Huong Ket - hwang_ket@hotmail.com
Han Khee - hohankhee@hotmail.com
Hong Yi - zidane_kuja@hotmail.com
AARON SI YOUR BESTEZ BUDDY!!! - faststronghorse@hotmail.com
Lucky , smart, and rich - iluck_789@hotmail.com
Ka Yin, class bouncer - rockshox56@hotmail.com
Mr. Lai - wingkean_lai@hotmail.com
Andrew, - andrew_ars14@yahoo.com
Vish, - thangubaby@hotmail.com

So as you can see, this list is far from complete, but it's the best I can do. So if you are the missing person, please update us! If you are already in there and you have extra suggestions, tell us too! Don't selfish! Keep in touch man! Those who feel that "hey, now I suddenly feel like sharing my thoughts in this blog", find me, Mr.Lai or even Brian Yap for the class email and psw :)! After all, there is no escape from being a 0801PE4-ian. Have a good life ahead guys, and hope you all will succeed in your studies, secure a great job, create a happy family and of course ensure the continuation of the human species.

Paper Recycling

IKEA Ad.

The Pandemic Threat

They walk among us

'Millionaire' Contestant...
Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever!

NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family
when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance
on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question
and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use
of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host
Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.

The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not
readily know the answer.. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans,
as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief.
'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before,
but I have no idea how large they would be.'

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.
Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was
bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly
easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans.
'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend
Betsy, who is an office assistant.

'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans,
wasting the first seven seconds of her call.
'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest?
B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon.
Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's
advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright.
So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of
answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines,
Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the
too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with
your gut. So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath -
and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
Caution...they walk among us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!
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*One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....'

They Walk Among Us!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car boot.

They Walk Among Us!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !

18 SX

Please do not proceed if you're below 18 yrs of age. Images might haunt you for the rest of your lives or burn your retinas. Your health insurance won't cover those damages.

[not for the weak of heart]

[not for pregnant ladies/men]

... sure u want to proceed?

still have a chance to back out ...

5

4

3

2

1

Math Challenge! Try it...‏

This is a mathematical challenge, and it's been said that:
If you're an engineer, you should be able to solve it in (under) three minutes (more like 30 seconds), if you're an architect, in three hours; if you're a doctor, in six hours; if you're an accountant, in three months and if you're a lawyer, probably never.

What is the missing number in this logical series?
1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ____???

Results for Mathematics

take a break. visit class blog!

Chill and enjoy. Take 2 minutes off from rigorous studies =)

Secrets Revealed

This you decide whethers its true or nt

Some Jokes 2 relieve the pain xD

Step 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

Step 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

Step 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.


Then analyse the situation:


- If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting.

- If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

- If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

- If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

- If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

- If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

- If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

- If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

- If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

- If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

- If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

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Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

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Teacher : “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

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Teacher : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

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Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”

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Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.

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Roses are red; violets are blue.
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too.
Not in a cage but laughing at you.

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Twinkle twinkle little star.
You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are!
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then, I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi,
HE saw me in dark, HE created light.
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

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When your life is in darkness, pray to God.
Ask him to free you from darkness,
and if after you pray, you're still in darkness,Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple
of secs..."

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A married man is having an affair with a women in Italy. She gets pregant and he promises to pay for all the expenses. The women says "But how will u know when the baby is born?" the man says "Send me a postcard with the word spaghetti on it, then my wife won't know what it is." so many months later, the man gets home from work, and his wife says "honey, u got a very strange postcard int he mail today," the man says "here let me see it." the man turns white because on the postcard it says: Spaghetti,Spaghetti,Spaghetti, 2 with meatballs, 1 without.

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An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."

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A blind man lives on the first floor, A card player lives on the second floor and a Biker lives on a third floor and on the fourth floor lives a women who always takes showers. One day she heard a knock on the door and she got out of the shower and wrapped around the towel and answered the door. It was the card player. He said ,"Congratulate me I won a game of poker". A few days later she heard another knock on the door. She wrapped a towel around herself and she answered the door. It was the bike racer and he said, congratulate me, I won the tour de France. The next day she got another knock on her door. She assumed it would be the blind man so she didn't wrap the towel around herself. She answered the door and it indeed was the blind man and he said, "congratulate me, I got my eyesight back!!!!

Mince

wow... maybe...

a picture of a lil bonding...

Aaron going for an IPod

tat's Aaron in the 1st place...I think sydney is about 3hrs ahead of us so their time would be 2.48pm. The 2nd one is from Australia go Aaron.

Beware aaron...

Do Not Be So Pervert Aaron XD

Gnarly Booger

This is for Aaron XD..

Add Oil :P

FaststrongDONKEY

The Pastors Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Edited Pictures for School Magazine

Last night by Dirge&iLuck...

Last Time by Dirge...

Guardian Angel^^

Keep reading to the bottom of the page - don't stop at the feet (You'll see).

THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM

Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guestroom. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, 'Things aren't always what they seem.'


The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field? The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.


'Things aren't always what they seem,' the older angel replied. 'When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it.'

'Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem.'

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later.... Some people come into our lives and quickly go... Some people become friends and stay a while....leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts.... and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend!!
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!



There are two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein --

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