The Truth behind the J-Attack

This is reporting... well in fact the truth behind the J-Attack on a victim who call herself Mun Mun. Her identity is remained classified by the Global Government as this is still undergoing whether the J-Man or Joshua Pui can be accused of his crimes (not mentioned). The following events is the true occurrence.

It was a peaceful afternoon where birds are chirping and blah blah blah.....in a beautiful, neat, expensive 'mansion' nearby Taylor's College. The victim, Mun Mun was doing her usual chores and etc etc.











Then came these two guys out from nowhere. The guy on left side of the picture claims himself to be Joshua Pui, which is still undergoing some investigation. The other guy is Ivan How, Minister of something I guess...
(For your information, this is not a ROYAL SCANDAL!!!) Ivan How was not involved in this situation but then took part as a hostage by the guy on his left.
'Joshua' was taking photo of Mun Mun as she was sleeping away on the bed peacefully. (You'll get the drift.)






This is just the beginning of his sins...
Mun Mun was staring at him, looking directly into his eyes and found out that 'Joshua', who she claims as her 'brother', was up to no good. She took some photographs of 'Joshua' doing something dirty.

The photographs taken were beyond over-rated and this is a friendly news for young kids to read. Who wants it, ask from Mun Mun.











'Joshua' is then looking back at her again, making her scared of him. She then call out for the parents (the unknown couple) for help but no respond back as they busy with themselves. So...



















She called for 911 but as you know, 911 lines are always busy and they hardly picked up the phone. She was in need of help, desperately...











As she slowly walked downstairs cautiously, she knew Joshua is having his eyes on her. Fear struck her... She looked for something for protection. So she took... a chair...










There Joshua awaits for her, with a chair in his hands, waiting to whack her till she unconscious.
Mun Mun tried resisting the attacks but couldn't able too as Joshua was being too rough and was drooling all over the floor, making a mess for the couple to clean up.









She then shouted to Joshua to stop but he refused. He continued attacking little Mun Mun. She kept yelling for help but no one respond... There were...











four people upstairs, watching a movie of Pride And Prejudice where Nick and Ivan thought that Pride is the sister to Prejudice while the dog's name is And.
Lucky is the other hand was chatting with his beloved wife over the seven seas.
Brenda was into the movie that she felt she was Pride, or maybe Prejudice.





Back to the J-Attack,

Joshua non-stop attacking little Mun Mun. Just look at that evil smile, he just can't wait to lay his hands on her... Joshua then acts violently against her.




















Mun Mun was brutally attacked and her chair was badly damaged. She was in dire of medical attention and yet no one responded.



















Then she saw Ivan How, busy watching cartoons near the crime scene. He then send Mun Mun to SJMC and reported to police nearby. Mun Mun was able to recover smoothly but Joshua was never arrested as he flee away into a black Pajero to escape.
since then, Mun Mun still fears of her brother Joshua as he tried to ........ uh-hum... uh-hum...






So this is the truth behind the J-Attack, So keep on a look out. Joshua Pui might be still out there, wandering for new victims. Beware...











PS. To Joshua, if ya feel a bit insulted in this post, my job is complete.
TO Mun Mun, if ya feel a bit insulted in this post, well, delete it... HAHA...
Well, cause this is something to go against lil Joshua... HEHE...

WOW... Chemistry Songs?!

Lookie at these... You wouldn't believe it... Probably Joshua study his lessons from here...





Lyrics:
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, (gasp)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, (gasp)
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvered.

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever
you really are.



First Question
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!









To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.


Second Question
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?














Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?









Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.






Third Question
Take 1000 and add 40 to it... Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?












Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!










Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?




Fourth Question

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!







Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！





Bonus Question:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?












Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple!

Artist: Joshua Pui

Artist: Joshua Pui
Age: 18
Sex : Male (or so we think)
Hometown : Cat
Family Members : 16 - Father, Mother, Josh, 13 sisters

Financial : Filthy rich from Album sales.
Status : Taken. Owned. In other words, pussy-whipped. - written with his own words
Albums : Josh I Am, Josh ToXIC, 13sisters-1Josh, Joshenation PUI(club music)
Hit Singles : Love to Give, Lullaby, Fall for You and so much more!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? BUY ONE OF JOSH'S SONGS NOW!
ONLY 9 DOLLARS A SONG!
But if you're a poor wimp, and cant afford but dun wanna
borrow from class treasurer Ah Seng, just go youtube and type "ppposh90"!

Here's a demo not to be missed! Check it out!

The Amazing JOSHUA PUI! *applause*

Omg wei joshua can really play guitar and sing man! no wonder got 13 sisters hahaha! hey btw josh in ur blog u didnt mention about ur real "sister"...u must mention also la haha...and its so long i lazy to read liao lol....and one of ur sister can see bra man wth LOL

oh ya...this is blog post...should not chat here...anyway, enjoy josh's first song, love to give!