Hi Everyone, Lucky Here...

I believe the blog is very dead right now.. haha.

Lets share story about life after Taylors? What do u think? =)

2nd opinion....

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a doctor. The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'




New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Ignorance of Ability is Disability

Ignorance of Ability is Disability – this is very true!

New phone

Hey people XD I have a new phone. C510. Sexier than your phone and as sexy as seng wai's phone.(guess why?)

Okay I missed some of you guys. I'll be starting second sem in Lakeside on monday. If any of you are dropping by, give me a call on my same number but NEW PHONE!!! =X

~beep

0801PE4 - Year 2010 Resolutions!

Yo, everyone, write down your resolutions here and we'll make sure it'll be DONE!

Our class resolutions should be:-
1. Open a nasi lemak stand/stall in UK, with the shop name 'Futureless'.
2. Beat Lucky in Further-further Mathematics.
3. Make Aaron be a true man.
4. More Left4Dead 2 games together.
5. Let's study hard and get that first-class degree back from Uni!


Enjoy the holidays and univerisity's days!

Merry Christmas!

The Reason Why Sexual Inter 'course' Need to be Taught!

WRONG HOLE with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio from Scott Baio

Glad I don't have this MUM!

This person reminds me of someone we all used to know...

LOL AT THE PAST - Part2

hahahah classic alex timing greatness XD

Alex : The person who made it don't use it
Alex : The person who use it don't see it
Alex : The person who see it don't want it
Alex : What is it?
SW : Condom la! Obviously the producers don't use it...and when you're using it obviously you won't see it, and who wants to use it at all!
Alex : NOOO!!!

*Interruption from Mr. Lucas*
Mr. Lucas : What is it Alex?
Alex : It's a coffin la! Those who made it don't want it, those....
Mr. Lucas : WHAT COFFIN? I'M ASKING YOU WHAT IS ORGANIC CHEMISTRY!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Drinking Boys

Hope our class will NEVER EVER dO THIS!

A walk down memory lane XD

Thank you my friends.. :)

I guess this will be the first and last time I'll be posting over here.. Let's hope seng wai wont delete this..

First of all, I wanna thank all of you for the times we spent together, all the teachers for putting in such an effort to teach the class of 0801PE4.. It's been a great three months plus with all of you and I appreciate the company of each and everyone of you, you guys have been amazing and I just wish we would be classmates forever.. But at times of life, you have to make big decisions and I hope I'm making the right one.. I'll most probably be switching to ADP, due to certain factors and to the best interest of me and my family.. Wish me luck as I'll need a huge dose of it! Haha.. I'll be modest about it..

I'm not going to be make a big fuss about me leaving, but I hope I can get everyone of you informed.. We are still friends right? I hope we are.. Friends forever! I don't want to leave with a regret, and that's the reason why I'm posting this.. I want to thank all of you here, be it friends or teachers.. 0801PE4 will always hold special memories in my heart, I promise.. From strangers, we have now become a big family.. It's sad that I'll have to leave all of you.. But before I go, I want to share some of the interesting parts of our journey together.. "Yee Sang" was one of the most significant event in the short three months, it brought us all together and broke down every single barrier between us.. We were a family by then, and we can click just like that.. I hope you guys can maintain this strong bond, not many can do that.. And I'm lucky to be just part of it..I will always cherish the times we spent together, classes, lunch breaks, everything.. Getting scolded by Mr Lucas for not finishing tutorials, Mr Hari's ever lively classes (with his jokes and death stare!) , Ms Tang's heartfelt advices (I wonder how many will agree with me..), Mr Peter's 'slow and steady' pace with a great deal of patience with us, Mr Teoh's 'no-one-listening-except-joshua' speeches, Mrs Brooke with her abundance of general knowledge and ever present sarcasm, and last but not least, Mr Lai with interesting events after events for us (I'm with a good intention, don't misunderstand me).. These are the memorable moments we had with our lecturers.. :)

We also had our fair share of rocket launching during Physics practical, it was something new to me actually.. Nice.. We'll have to thank Mr Hari, the lab assistant and the bottles contributors for that.. What a practical we had.. Watching the bottles flying up high in the skies, I knew that's where all of us are heading.. To the highest peak of our lives.. Our dreams out there, waiting for us.. Plus the CAL science competition.. Andrew, Bashir n Joshua represented our class and I just wanna say that you three did a really great job.. The placing doesn't matters much, what's more important is the invaluable experience you three get from the competition and sharing it with us..

Remember World Maths Day? It's a great deal of teamwork and determination from each of us, I enjoyed every second of the 48 hours.. The euphoria of watching us chasing the top spot and maintaining it was breathtaking, not less fun and exciting! I still cant really get over it yet. Considering the fact we are just get together for such a short period of time and participating in the competition for the first time.. Great, great effort.. Thanks to all of you and also Mr Lai for signing us up for this, if not we won't be part of this great episode.. And also the prize presentation ceremony.. Everyone of us was dressed like a mature and proud gentlemen and lady and it was really smart, we looked gorgeous! No matter what, I felt everyone enjoyed it as that was a certain amount of pride and satisfaction in it.. With the programme director and other A levels maths lecturer there watching, we have certainly made our name and stamped an eternal mark in taylors history.. Not forgetting the Pizza Hut celebrations, we had our miny but meaningful party there thanks to Mr Lai as he was the paymaster for the day.. And if I'm not wrong, we did something bad that particular afternoon right? I'm not really sure who was the culprit, but it's definitely not HAN KHEE, KA YIN, HONG YI, & ALEX right? Haha.. Hope you guys are open about it.. No bad intention, just purely fond memories..

In all, 0801PE4 is of a great mix.. Lucky the maths genius, Bashir the 'think-out-of-the-box' guy, Alex the class clown, Seng Wai the blog creater, Ivan the cheeky guy, Joshua the champion of champions, Han Khee the phone gamer, Hong Yi the smart goody boy, Ka Yin the 'sleep-in-class but still do exceptionally well in tests' (dunno how he's able to do it), Cheong the fantastic footballer, Daanis the macho athlete, Danial the muscular model, Vishnu the 'always-there-for-us' class rep, Vicky the matured soul leader, Hassan the train owner, Brian the happy-go-lucky boy, Huong Ket the dancing king, Guang Yuan the judo guy (is it? I dont quite remember the club u joined, my bad if it's incorrect), Jian Wai the cybergamer, Der Shen the sleeping king, Michael the blur blur guy, Nicholas the multi-talented guy, Andrew the most hardworking guy and our one and only pretty lady - Sze Hui .. ^^

I will definitely miss all of you guys, but this is life, we have to get on with it no matter what happens right? Hereby, I would like thank everyone of you again and also the lecturers for the beautifully decorated three months plus.. I wish all of you the best of the best for your future undertakings.. No matter what you do, do it with your heart.. With that, I believe you will be able to fulfil your greatest potential and achieve your highest of dreams.. Spread your wings and soar! Success awaits all of you!

My sincerest wishes to all of you.. I hope 0801PE4 will go on to achieve even greater heights and go down as one of the most decorated CAL class in taylors! Congrats for your past success and I wish all of you the best for the future.. Good luck for your A levels.. Thanks again and I hope we'll be able to keep in touch! Take care n bye bye!!!


With warmest regards,
Aaron Si Seng Yong

How to Avoid Swine Flu

Like a Boss

cool!

Work Late Ghost Story

To those people who work late....

Read the story no matter u like or dun like ghost story...makes you
glued to your chair till the last sentence!

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quay
area.

In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quite
High up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stay
Back for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due to
security reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call the
old security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level.

Then the uncle will send the lift up..

After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where his
office also very high up in the building. Hence if he does OT, also need to
call uncle to send lift up. Then it came the day that he's working OT
for the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am and
when he's about to leave, he called the security uncle to send the lift
up. After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.

He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another
10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.

A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?
S: Yeah sent liao.
A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh
S: No meh? okie okie I send again.

Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's
the last person to leave and there's no one around. He called the uncle
on his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?
S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.
A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!
S: Aiyoh. Never mind. I take the lift up and look for you.

Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then
suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the line
sounding very weird.

S: Where are you? ! I am here.. But I cannot find you.

All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts. All at level
1..... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right.

A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building...

When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he
found out that....

......


.....



He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his
ex-company and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work till
siao liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never call
back to explain to the security uncle from the building of his
ex-company.

Blur cock and poor uncle. He must be the one who actually freaked out
going all the way up and saw no one there...hahaha


Moral of the story - dun work till become like sotong.... :P

Good Moral Story To Share

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.
They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When
the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine
bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the
bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried
him to the hospital. He died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how she was going to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :

1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

Scroll down to read....




ANSWER :
The husband just said "I am with you Darling".
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.
No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think..

MORAL OF THE STORY
This story is really worth reading. Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job
or with the people we know. By this way we miss out the warmth in human relationships.

An English Joke

Don't Know How To Do Maths Homework? Call 911 For Help!

Are u a malaysian...?

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?


1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.


3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.


4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.


5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.


7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.


8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.


9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'


14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Attention: Gathering Information

guys...we hv this friday as a suggestion for our gathering. this in the particulars tat we hv come to an agreement with;

venue: possibly yuen's steamboat, or mcD at pyramid
time: 6pm
occasion: dinner
place of assembly: kfc near taylors (beside hassan's corner)

any further suggestions, don hesitate to voice out k. so pls b informed.. n if u noe sum classmates tat don hv access to our blog, pls take time to help inform them la k? thanks

-vicksama-