0801PE4

2011-12-11T08:19:00.002+08:00

Hi Everyone, Lucky Here...

I believe the blog is very dead right now.. haha.

Lets share story about life after Taylors? What do u think? =)

2nd opinion....

2010-06-01T08:47:00.000+08:00

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a doctor. The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Ignorance of Ability is Disability

2010-04-02T11:50:00.002+08:00

Ignorance of Ability is Disability – this is very true!

New phone

2010-02-27T20:51:00.002+08:00

Hey people XD I have a new phone. C510. Sexier than your phone and as sexy as seng wai's phone.(guess why?)

Okay I missed some of you guys. I'll be starting second sem in Lakeside on monday. If any of you are dropping by, give me a call on my same number but NEW PHONE!!! =X

~beep

0801PE4 - Year 2010 Resolutions!

2009-12-31T06:45:00.003+08:00

Yo, everyone, write down your resolutions here and we'll make sure it'll be DONE!

Our class resolutions should be:-
1. Open a nasi lemak stand/stall in UK, with the shop name 'Futureless'.
2. Beat Lucky in Further-further Mathematics.
3. Make Aaron be a true man.
4. More Left4Dead 2 games together.
5. Let's study hard and get that first-class degree back from Uni!

Enjoy the holidays and univerisity's days!

Merry Christmas!

2009-12-16T17:45:00.001+08:00

The Reason Why Sexual Inter 'course' Need to be Taught!

2009-10-18T21:51:00.001+08:00

WRONG HOLE with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio from Scott Baio

Glad I don't have this MUM!

2009-10-18T21:37:00.001+08:00

This person reminds me of someone we all used to know...

LOL AT THE PAST - Part2

2009-10-12T08:57:00.000+08:00

hahahah classic alex timing greatness XD

Alex : The person who made it don't use it
Alex : The person who use it don't see it
Alex : The person who see it don't want it
Alex : What is it?
SW : Condom la! Obviously the producers don't use it...and when you're using it obviously you won't see it, and who wants to use it at all!
Alex : NOOO!!!

*Interruption from Mr. Lucas*
Mr. Lucas : What is it Alex?
Alex : It's a coffin la! Those who made it don't want it, those....
Mr. Lucas : WHAT COFFIN? I'M ASKING YOU WHAT IS ORGANIC CHEMISTRY!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Drinking Boys

2009-10-11T19:26:00.004+08:00

Hope our class will NEVER EVER dO THIS!

A walk down memory lane XD

2009-10-10T12:04:00.001+08:00

Thank you my friends.. :)

I guess this will be the first and last time I'll be posting over here.. Let's hope seng wai wont delete this..

First of all, I wanna thank all of you for the times we spent together, all the teachers for putting in such an effort to teach the class of 0801PE4.. It's been a great three months plus with all of you and I appreciate the company of each and everyone of you, you guys have been amazing and I just wish we would be classmates forever.. But at times of life, you have to make big decisions and I hope I'm making the right one.. I'll most probably be switching to ADP, due to certain factors and to the best interest of me and my family.. Wish me luck as I'll need a huge dose of it! Haha.. I'll be modest about it..

I'm not going to be make a big fuss about me leaving, but I hope I can get everyone of you informed.. We are still friends right? I hope we are.. Friends forever! I don't want to leave with a regret, and that's the reason why I'm posting this.. I want to thank all of you here, be it friends or teachers.. 0801PE4 will always hold special memories in my heart, I promise.. From strangers, we have now become a big family.. It's sad that I'll have to leave all of you.. But before I go, I want to share some of the interesting parts of our journey together.. "Yee Sang" was one of the most significant event in the short three months, it brought us all together and broke down every single barrier between us.. We were a family by then, and we can click just like that.. I hope you guys can maintain this strong bond, not many can do that.. And I'm lucky to be just part of it..I will always cherish the times we spent together, classes, lunch breaks, everything.. Getting scolded by Mr Lucas for not finishing tutorials, Mr Hari's ever lively classes (with his jokes and death stare!) , Ms Tang's heartfelt advices (I wonder how many will agree with me..), Mr Peter's 'slow and steady' pace with a great deal of patience with us, Mr Teoh's 'no-one-listening-except-joshua' speeches, Mrs Brooke with her abundance of general knowledge and ever present sarcasm, and last but not least, Mr Lai with interesting events after events for us (I'm with a good intention, don't misunderstand me).. These are the memorable moments we had with our lecturers.. :)

We also had our fair share of rocket launching during Physics practical, it was something new to me actually.. Nice.. We'll have to thank Mr Hari, the lab assistant and the bottles contributors for that.. What a practical we had.. Watching the bottles flying up high in the skies, I knew that's where all of us are heading.. To the highest peak of our lives.. Our dreams out there, waiting for us.. Plus the CAL science competition.. Andrew, Bashir n Joshua represented our class and I just wanna say that you three did a really great job.. The placing doesn't matters much, what's more important is the invaluable experience you three get from the competition and sharing it with us..

Remember World Maths Day? It's a great deal of teamwork and determination from each of us, I enjoyed every second of the 48 hours.. The euphoria of watching us chasing the top spot and maintaining it was breathtaking, not less fun and exciting! I still cant really get over it yet. Considering the fact we are just get together for such a short period of time and participating in the competition for the first time.. Great, great effort.. Thanks to all of you and also Mr Lai for signing us up for this, if not we won't be part of this great episode.. And also the prize presentation ceremony.. Everyone of us was dressed like a mature and proud gentlemen and lady and it was really smart, we looked gorgeous! No matter what, I felt everyone enjoyed it as that was a certain amount of pride and satisfaction in it.. With the programme director and other A levels maths lecturer there watching, we have certainly made our name and stamped an eternal mark in taylors history.. Not forgetting the Pizza Hut celebrations, we had our miny but meaningful party there thanks to Mr Lai as he was the paymaster for the day.. And if I'm not wrong, we did something bad that particular afternoon right? I'm not really sure who was the culprit, but it's definitely not HAN KHEE, KA YIN, HONG YI, & ALEX right? Haha.. Hope you guys are open about it.. No bad intention, just purely fond memories..

In all, 0801PE4 is of a great mix.. Lucky the maths genius, Bashir the 'think-out-of-the-box' guy, Alex the class clown, Seng Wai the blog creater, Ivan the cheeky guy, Joshua the champion of champions, Han Khee the phone gamer, Hong Yi the smart goody boy, Ka Yin the 'sleep-in-class but still do exceptionally well in tests' (dunno how he's able to do it), Cheong the fantastic footballer, Daanis the macho athlete, Danial the muscular model, Vishnu the 'always-there-for-us' class rep, Vicky the matured soul leader, Hassan the train owner, Brian the happy-go-lucky boy, Huong Ket the dancing king, Guang Yuan the judo guy (is it? I dont quite remember the club u joined, my bad if it's incorrect), Jian Wai the cybergamer, Der Shen the sleeping king, Michael the blur blur guy, Nicholas the multi-talented guy, Andrew the most hardworking guy and our one and only pretty lady - Sze Hui .. ^^

I will definitely miss all of you guys, but this is life, we have to get on with it no matter what happens right? Hereby, I would like thank everyone of you again and also the lecturers for the beautifully decorated three months plus.. I wish all of you the best of the best for your future undertakings.. No matter what you do, do it with your heart.. With that, I believe you will be able to fulfil your greatest potential and achieve your highest of dreams.. Spread your wings and soar! Success awaits all of you!

My sincerest wishes to all of you.. I hope 0801PE4 will go on to achieve even greater heights and go down as one of the most decorated CAL class in taylors! Congrats for your past success and I wish all of you the best for the future.. Good luck for your A levels.. Thanks again and I hope we'll be able to keep in touch! Take care n bye bye!!!

With warmest regards,
Aaron Si Seng Yong

How to Avoid Swine Flu

2009-10-07T07:10:00.003+08:00

Like a Boss

2009-10-02T06:58:00.002+08:00

cool!

2009-09-10T11:56:00.002+08:00

Work Late Ghost Story

2009-08-12T17:11:00.000+08:00

To those people who work late....

Read the story no matter u like or dun like ghost story...makes you
glued to your chair till the last sentence!

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quay
area.

In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quite
High up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stay
Back for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due to
security reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call the
old security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level.

Then the uncle will send the lift up..

After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where his
office also very high up in the building. Hence if he does OT, also need to
call uncle to send lift up. Then it came the day that he's working OT
for the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am and
when he's about to leave, he called the security uncle to send the lift
up. After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.

He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another
10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.

A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?
S: Yeah sent liao.
A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh
S: No meh? okie okie I send again.

Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's
the last person to leave and there's no one around. He called the uncle
on his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?
S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.
A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!
S: Aiyoh. Never mind. I take the lift up and look for you.

Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then
suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the line
sounding very weird.

S: Where are you? ! I am here.. But I cannot find you.

All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts. All at level
1..... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right.

A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building...

When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he
found out that....

......

.....

He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his
ex-company and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work till
siao liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never call
back to explain to the security uncle from the building of his
ex-company.

Blur cock and poor uncle. He must be the one who actually freaked out
going all the way up and saw no one there...hahaha

Moral of the story - dun work till become like sotong.... :P

Good Moral Story To Share

2009-08-12T17:10:00.000+08:00

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.
They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When
the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine
bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the
bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried
him to the hospital. He died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how she was going to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :

1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

Scroll down to read....

ANSWER :
The husband just said "I am with you Darling".
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.
No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think..

MORAL OF THE STORY
This story is really worth reading. Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job
or with the people we know. By this way we miss out the warmth in human relationships.

An English Joke

2009-08-12T17:06:00.002+08:00

Don't Know How To Do Maths Homework? Call 911 For Help!

2009-07-16T12:04:00.004+08:00

Are u a malaysian...?

2009-07-16T12:02:00.001+08:00

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Attention: Gathering Information

2009-07-14T12:39:00.002+08:00

guys...we hv this friday as a suggestion for our gathering. this in the particulars tat we hv come to an agreement with;

venue: possibly yuen's steamboat, or mcD at pyramid
time: 6pm
occasion: dinner
place of assembly: kfc near taylors (beside hassan's corner)

any further suggestions, don hesitate to voice out k. so pls b informed.. n if u noe sum classmates tat don hv access to our blog, pls take time to help inform them la k? thanks

-vicksama-

Capture, seize the moments, but neva discard...

2009-06-22T22:16:00.005+08:00

It was a bright tuesday morning, when i realised tat my life was gonna change completely.
As i woke up on my bed tat morning, it was clear tat i was heading in a new direction towards life itself. An unforgotten day, the day i became an official student of Taylor's University College.

I walked past what seemed to be a rather typical work of engineering, one of the structures tat wud seem to become a virtue of our time, the guardhouse. In other words, the gateway to a whole new destination of greatness, complemented by greyishly tarred pathways. I stood there, in disbelief. I asked of whether my future wud lie in the hands of an insitute tat i hv heard so much abt, tat when spoke abt, wud calm the savage beasts ard, or even silence the screaming blur images in my mind. But then, my doubts were cleared. Answers were granted soon after.

At one point, we were juz getting to noe our peers, and lecturers. Then soon after, we indulged ourselves in great parties and occasions. From class lunches to simple formal day experiences, we 0801Pe4, became a family.

Since then it neva seemed like we were headin to the route of crumbling. Great achievements came along the way. I was blessed and humbled by the moment the sound of victory lingered within the atmosphere. It was a day of accomplisment, a day of amazing triumph as we were announced as World Math Day champions. A moment tat we truly held on with pride. But it was not just abt the pride. It was in fact abt the feeling of unity within us as the modern day society of engineers.

Moments such as this i keep dearly in my heart, moments tat teased my thoughts as i entered wat seemed to b the final day, the final piece to a beautiful jigsaw puzzle. The feeling of nerves got the best of me as i walked down the set of stairs with a huge golden carpet making its presence felt. I made my way tru the wooden doors, tat opened to a rather classy and expensive surrounding. Well of course, it was indeed Prom Nite.

The master hall was filled with colours of red, black and white, mixing in harmony, instilling a feeling of relief and youth within my structure. Who cud eva forget, the the glamourous attires worn by boys and girls filling the spaces within the four corners of the hall. But i stand corrected. In the hall, tru my eyes, they were no longer juz boys and girls. It was the day they became men n women. A day, to toast the final days of our teenage journeys and greeting adulthood with open warms.

It was in fact a special day for me as i carried the flag for 0801Pe4, being a nominee in the 2009 Prom King category. However, disappointed with the fact tat i was the oni student carrying the flag, i stil managed to muster a crowd bursting performance in one of the challenges in order to win over votes in my favour. The challenges were fun, tough, but stil fun for the rest to watch.

A 6 course meal was served tat nite, tat got average ratings. A common opinion tis wud b as the food was not the main subject for the day, many of us were busy enjoying photo sessions with each other, in an attempt of consuming memories on paper. The room was filled with joy and laughter of course. We sat down and reminised abt the times we had, while listening to songs sung by such raw n yet great talented students alike especially Syazmin with the song she is popular for singin, Love Song. The performances were nicely assembled, tho ppl wud debate tat the final one was catastrophic. Mainly bcuz the band was formed juz days b4 the nite itself. so it wud b too much to expect from an inexperienced band, and credit had to go for the effort n courage these boys showed up stage.

Soon Prom King and Queen was decided, and the dance floor was opened to the students as an act of celebration 2gether with saying gudbye to the glory days. The nite cud not hv been a better day, mayb not proffesionally, but in heart, i enjoyed myself regardless of the circumstances. Cuz i was able to spend time with my loved frens.

So guys, we mite come from diff backgrounds and upbringings, but one thing i noe i learnt from each one of u is the fact tat no matter who u r or where ur from, we r destined for great things. We had gone tru a timeless journey 2gther, n juz bcuz we mite not hv each other's presence anymore, we stil r united in the minds, n in the hearts. Take care n i noe u guys will do well ;) "dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die tomorrow"
-vicksama-

Where are you now?

2009-06-22T20:31:00.003+08:00

Hey, no matter what, we are still 0801PE4 of Taylor's University College A-Levels students. Let's keep in touch with each other? Well I have the emails of some of the pe4 ppl which I will include in this post, but for those who have more emails not in this list, please, sign into this blog or just simply post it in our conveniently placed chatbox and update us, how are you now?

Voon Seng Wai - vsw_90@hotmail.com
Ng Jian Wai - acengjw@hotmail.com
Vicky - vicksama_viknesh89@hotmail.com
Alex aka Mr. Lai's eldest son - wongteckming@hotmail.com
Ho Guang Yuan aka Mr. Lai's youngest son - dante_hgy@hotmail.com
I-van 2 emo - deathzone90@hotmail.com
Sze Hui - cornetszehui@hotmail.com
Brian Yap - brianyaphs_91@hotmail.com
Joshua Pui - cryback_90@hotmail.com
Joshua Soo - joshua_siz@hotmail.com
Nicholas Law - nicholaslaw3@yahoo.co.uk
Hin Chun - michaelchonghinchun@hotmail.com
Huong Ket - hwang_ket@hotmail.com
Han Khee - hohankhee@hotmail.com
Hong Yi - zidane_kuja@hotmail.com
AARON SI YOUR BESTEZ BUDDY!!! - faststronghorse@hotmail.com
Lucky , smart, and rich - iluck_789@hotmail.com
Ka Yin, class bouncer - rockshox56@hotmail.com
Mr. Lai - wingkean_lai@hotmail.com
Andrew, - andrew_ars14@yahoo.com
Vish, - thangubaby@hotmail.com

So as you can see, this list is far from complete, but it's the best I can do. So if you are the missing person, please update us! If you are already in there and you have extra suggestions, tell us too! Don't selfish! Keep in touch man! Those who feel that "hey, now I suddenly feel like sharing my thoughts in this blog", find me, Mr.Lai or even Brian Yap for the class email and psw :)! After all, there is no escape from being a 0801PE4-ian. Have a good life ahead guys, and hope you all will succeed in your studies, secure a great job, create a happy family and of course ensure the continuation of the human species.

Paper Recycling

2009-05-22T16:21:00.002+08:00

IKEA Ad.

2009-05-19T20:25:00.002+08:00

The Pandemic Threat

2009-05-19T15:42:00.003+08:00

They walk among us

2009-05-09T16:02:00.004+08:00

'Millionaire' Contestant...
Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever!

NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family
when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance
on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question
and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use
of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host
Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.

The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not
readily know the answer.. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans,
as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief.
'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before,
but I have no idea how large they would be.'

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.
Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was
bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly
easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans.
'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend
Betsy, who is an office assistant.

'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans,
wasting the first seven seconds of her call.
'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest?
B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon.
Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's
advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright.
So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of
answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines,
Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the
too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with
your gut. So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath -
and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
Caution...they walk among us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!
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*One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....'

They Walk Among Us!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car boot.

They Walk Among Us!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !

18 SX

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Please do not proceed if you're below 18 yrs of age. Images might haunt you for the rest of your lives or burn your retinas. Your health insurance won't cover those damages.

[not for the weak of heart]

[not for pregnant ladies/men]

... sure u want to proceed?

still have a chance to back out ...

5

4

3

2

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Math Challenge! Try it...‏

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This is a mathematical challenge, and it's been said that:
If you're an engineer, you should be able to solve it in (under) three minutes (more like 30 seconds), if you're an architect, in three hours; if you're a doctor, in six hours; if you're an accountant, in three months and if you're a lawyer, probably never.

What is the missing number in this logical series?
1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ____???

Results for Mathematics

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take a break. visit class blog!

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Chill and enjoy. Take 2 minutes off from rigorous studies =)

Secrets Revealed

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This you decide whethers its true or nt

Some Jokes 2 relieve the pain xD

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Step 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

Step 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

Step 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

Then analyse the situation:

- If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting.

- If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

- If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

- If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

- If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

- If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

- If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

- If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

- If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

- If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

- If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

Teacher : “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

Teacher : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...
Roses are red; violets are blue.
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too.
Not in a cage but laughing at you.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

Twinkle twinkle little star.
You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are!
Mental hospital is not so far.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then, I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi,
HE saw me in dark, HE created light.
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

When your life is in darkness, pray to God.
Ask him to free you from darkness,
and if after you pray, you're still in darkness,Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple
of secs..."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

A married man is having an affair with a women in Italy. She gets pregant and he promises to pay for all the expenses. The women says "But how will u know when the baby is born?" the man says "Send me a postcard with the word spaghetti on it, then my wife won't know what it is." so many months later, the man gets home from work, and his wife says "honey, u got a very strange postcard int he mail today," the man says "here let me see it." the man turns white because on the postcard it says: Spaghetti,Spaghetti,Spaghetti, 2 with meatballs, 1 without.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...

A blind man lives on the first floor, A card player lives on the second floor and a Biker lives on a third floor and on the fourth floor lives a women who always takes showers. One day she heard a knock on the door and she got out of the shower and wrapped around the towel and answered the door. It was the card player. He said ,"Congratulate me I won a game of poker". A few days later she heard another knock on the door. She wrapped a towel around herself and she answered the door. It was the bike racer and he said, congratulate me, I won the tour de France. The next day she got another knock on her door. She assumed it would be the blind man so she didn't wrap the towel around herself. She answered the door and it indeed was the blind man and he said, "congratulate me, I got my eyesight back!!!!

Mince

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wow... maybe...

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a picture of a lil bonding...

Aaron going for an IPod

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tat's Aaron in the 1st place...I think sydney is about 3hrs ahead of us so their time would be 2.48pm. The 2nd one is from Australia go Aaron.

Beware aaron...

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Do Not Be So Pervert Aaron XD

Gnarly Booger

2009-02-21T09:14:00.004+08:00

This is for Aaron XD..

Add Oil :P

FaststrongDONKEY

2009-02-12T19:23:00.002+08:00

The Pastors Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Edited Pictures for School Magazine

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Last night by Dirge&iLuck...

Last Time by Dirge...

Guardian Angel^^

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Keep reading to the bottom of the page - don't stop at the feet (You'll see).

THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM

Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guestroom. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, 'Things aren't always what they seem.'

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field? The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

'Things aren't always what they seem,' the older angel replied. 'When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it.'

'Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem.'

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later.... Some people come into our lives and quickly go... Some people become friends and stay a while....leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts.... and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend!!
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!

There are two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein --

NEW TIME TABLE !!!?!!?!?!?!?!

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Pls protest against this timetable...

Check it Out

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Yo pls comment.

21 December 2012

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Remember the date above. It is to be claimed the END OF THE WORLD, or rather DOOMS DAY!!! Many theories have been supporting that 21 December 2012 is truly the end of the world. So good bye everyone. Nice knowing you guys. Haha...
You can go find it thought google though...

So you believe it? I do wonder...

Wise Old Man

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Read to the end...

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ........ $ 2..00

Knowing where to tap.......... .......... ...... $ 9,998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference .

Guys, I find this very meaningful.. Hope this little message will inspire u to greater heights! :)

Club Update

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This is just a short notice for those who don't already know. I think the best thing Maths Club can focus now is revision for the final exams. Many of us need those A's for university conditions. Andrew, Ivan and I have been having revision meetings almost everyday from 2 to 4 since the start of term 3. So if you want to revise for Further maths or normal maths you are welcome to join us and we will have a structured group revision meeting as Mr. Lai always suggests to us.

Thanks.

-Bashir

er... is this nice?

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Please comment.

Leaving it be

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Well I wanted to change everything back to what it used to be but Aaron say its time for something new... and Ivan told me to let Aaron do what he want so I left it as what Aaron intended it to be. Just help him fix the background pics. The rest are Aaron's 'Hardwork'. xD

I would only change the templates after the 1 week of NO 'BULLYING' AARON campaign ends.

Well here's just some preview of er....new blog design?? need modified abit more

*Updated*

Stop the Violence

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Please people out there. Please stop the Violence. Love your neighbor and there shall be peace in your surroundings.
For those people (who they can identify themselves among the class), stop the bullying... Bullying is bad... Why?

This is the normal process of bullying... Photos of (someone being abused / bullied) has been captured using a phone camera.

What can you see from the picture? I do wonder... Reminds me of someone...
So how could you end the bullying?

Thank you and please cooperate at all costs... THANK YOU!!!

PS : This message is brought to you by our people. People in the pictures are kept confidential, but who cares, you guys know who are they anyway.

Time Management A to Z

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Time management is undeniably one of the major challenges on your way to success. Time is non-renewable. You either make use of it, or you lose it forever. Time is much more than money.

Recently I attended a leadership training, which touches a bit about time management skill. Here is the A to Z of time management I learnt from the course:

Assign specific tasks to specific days

Break large tasks into small pieces and complete one piece at a time

Challenge your deadlines

Delegate as much as possible

Evaluate your time use on a regular basis

Form letters or paragraphs can help you streamline your paperwork

Get to the office an hour earlier

Handle each piece of paper only once

Invest an hour and a few dollars to prevent the hassle that occurs when you lose essential items

Jot down ideas and work you want to accomplish on a handy note pad

Keep a file of reading material for snack time, lunch breaks or waiting time

Leisure time is important and should be planned into your schedule

Meetings and memos are two of the greatest time waster of all

“No” is probably the most effective word in managing your time

Obtain all necessary information and material from others before you begin a project

Prepare a contingency plan when things don’t work out

Quietness and privacy are required for certain projects

Refuse to take work home

Set specific goals

Travel less

Unclear instructions force you to repeat and elaborate

Take vacation intelligently

Worrying won’t help and it tends to get in the way of positive action

Xerox other people’s successful plans and use them as model

Your most important tasks should be taken care of first

Zero in your own personal time wasters and determine how you can make some changes

Are you practicing any of the above? Please share with us your biggest time waster and how you overcome it in the comment section.

Exercise 2a & 2b (FMA students only)

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Dear FMA students,
I don't know why I can't put 2a above 2b, but I guess it doesn't matter. This is the exercise given by Mrs Koh today. If the uploaded image is blur or unreadable, please do access to bb7 and get it from there as it is much clearer. Thanks lot. :)

Faststronghorse

FMA 2 exercise 1

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Trojan...

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Today, I've suddenly came across a link entitled "Top 10 Viruses roaming around the internet". When I clicked it, I noticed that the various viruses are not all virus at all. Some of them are spywares and some of them are trojans. So I ask myself, what's the difference between a virus and a trojan? So I searched for the definitions using http://www.google.com/ :D!

So, what is a trojan? Here's a few definitions for it.

1. A program that appears desirable but actually contains something harmful; "the contents of a trojan can be a virus or a worm"; "when he downloaded the free game it turned out to be a trojan horse"

2. A native of ancient Troy.

3. Trojan was a British automobile manufacturer; the eponymous marque thereof was produced between 1914 and 1974.

Oh...that's cool...There's so many meanings for the word Trojan...but hmmm what's this?

4. Trojan is a brand name of condoms manufactured by the Church and Dwight. The various types of Trojan condoms account for "70.5 percent of condom sales in drugstores in the United States, giving the brand more than four times the market share of runner-up Durex. Trojan brand condoms claim to be "trusted for 90 years.

Oh my....sorry dad because the free game I've downloaded was actually a common condom :)

Interesting Q & A with a young boy

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Here is the English Version(*International Version)

A first-grade te ac her, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at
the reception of the office, the te ac her explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of
his questions he was to go b ac k to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The
principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The
principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains
thin whitish liquid'?

Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was
taking charge.

Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?

The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, okay'?

Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'

Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. He took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel
good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use
your hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the
pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?

Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?

Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the te ac her : 'Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

The Local Version

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : “Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?”

Lalu Abu menjawab, “Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!”.

Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.
Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36

Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, “Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6?, Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, “Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?”. Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

sakura na: Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?

Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf “K” akhir dengan “A”, ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna “pink”, bila keluar lembik dan melekit?

Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?

Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Bersalaman
Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.

Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.

Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.

Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.

Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.

Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh
sakura na: Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.

Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?

Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a ‘F’ and end in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck
Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It’s longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart
Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata “Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah”.

P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning… hehehe

Teddybear...

2008-12-18T20:49:00.002+08:00

Answers for Paper 4

2008-12-16T11:02:00.002+08:00

Dear All,

"Since the students is on holiday now, the BB7 also "on holiday"......" this is what the person in-charge of BB7 told me, really RUBBISH! So, the only thing i can do now is, e-mail the answers to you all. Please leave your e-mail address at the chat box. And, don't use this as a reason you can't do the work. One week gone already, if you still haven't do anything yet, better start now. You get what i mean, Aaron, Han Kee, ......?

Results and Paper 4 Answers

2008-12-12T21:22:00.004+08:00

(Seem like BB7 got problem, many of you complain about it. This announcement is actually post on BB7, lazy to modify, and that's the only thing I can do)

Dear All,

I know some of you are waiting for the answers to start the work. I'm really sorry for the delay. Still haven't complete yet, is very difficult for me to sort out the answers, need to take very long time. Next Wednesday, 17/12/2008 please login again for the complete one.

Semester Two results is ready, you can either log on to http://www.0801pe04.blogspot.com/ or http://pb3union.blogspot.com/ to check it out.

If you need any assistance in the subject, can send me an e-mail at lai.wingkean@taylors.edu.my. Actually I'll be in college quite often, you can come and see me if you want, but please send me an e-mail few days before you come.

Thanks, enjoy your holiday, may force always be with you.

Class rep abusing Alcoholic! See it yourself! No joke!! XD

2008-12-11T11:07:00.002+08:00

Class Trip (or rather Enjoy yourselve)

2008-11-30T13:59:00.000+08:00

Class Trip to Malacca

The organizer, Mr. Ivan How Soon Tat of 0801 PE04 (0801 A 65314) and co-organizer, Mr. Voon Seng Wai of 0801 PE04 are planning a class trip to Malacca. The details are uncertain of yet, but the following is just a glimpse of details we could provide.

Activity : Enjoy Ourselves

Date : 5 December 2008, Friday

Time : Estimate at 5.00 pm leaving Selangor

Place : Ivan How’s apartment in A Famosa Resort

Estimated number of people attending : 7 ± 2 people

Minimum days to stay : 3 days 2 nights

Place to dine : Any place in Malacca

Transportation : Self-provided Drivers

Safety : Minimal danger (Self-Cautious)

Price / Money to bring : RM 50.00 –RM ∞.00
Advisable to bring more in case of Emergency.

All those people with gaming consoles and laptops are welcomed to bring theirs along the trip. However, there is no wireless connection around the apartment, therefore it’s up to you whether to bring your laptop or not.

Girls are mostly welcomed to stay with us.
P.S.: There shall be no sexual acts during the journey and stay.

So hope to get everyone’s cooperation ASAP. Thank you.

Yours truly,

_____________________
Ivan How Soon Tat

Meaningful, ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I'VE EVER READ or HEARD!

2008-11-28T15:45:00.004+08:00

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.

Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold ‘X's and then putting a big 'F' at the top of his papers.

At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.

Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is a bright child with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners... he is a joy to be around.'

His second grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is an excellent student, well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle.'

His third grade teacher wrote, 'His mother's death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn't show much interest, and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren't taken.'

Teddy's fourth grade teacher wrote, 'Teddy is withdrawn and doesn't show much interest in school. He doesn't have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in class.'

By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she was ashamed of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for Teddy's. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper that he got from a grocery bag. Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume. But she stifled the children's laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, 'Mrs. Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to.'

After the children left, she cried for at least an hour. On that very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to Teddy. As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year, Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one of her 'teacher's pets.'

A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling her that she was the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.

Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still the best teacher he ever had in life.

Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been tough at times, he'd stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honors. He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favorite teacher he had ever had in his whole life.

Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he explained that after he got his bachelor's degree, he decided to go a little further. The letter explained that she was still the best and favorite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer. The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.

The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another letter that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom. Of course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their last Christmas together.

They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson's ear, 'Thank you Mrs. Thompson for believing in me. Thank you so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a difference..'

Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back. She said, 'Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make a difference. I didn't know how to teach until I met you.'

(For you that don't know, Teddy Stoddard is a doctor at Iowa Methodist in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.)

Warm someone's heart today. . .

Just try to make a difference in someone's life today? tomorrow? just 'do it'.

Random acts of kindness, I think they call it!

'Believe in Angels, then return the favor.'

Can You Read This?

2008-11-27T18:02:00.002+08:00

(I'm quite sure most of you have seen this before, but I really interested to whether all of you can read or not, give me some feedback)
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt
tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Technical Support

2008-11-24T16:29:00.005+08:00

ze bee ze bee ze que

2008-11-23T00:16:00.012+08:00

ps the photos are ALL blur due to terrible lighting.
If it wasnt for the terrific phone or photographer the photos would be much much much worse ... REALLY!!!
Be thankful thhat at least someone had the smarts to take photos =p
Enjoy =]

new toy

2008-11-19T08:25:00.002+08:00

Some More Entertainment

2008-11-18T20:18:00.003+08:00

The Golden Rules of Manhood

"I wouldn't be the man I am today without these rules. You too would be weaker without them."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California and former World Bodybuilding Champion

Introduction: In my 20 years of existence as a member of the male species, I have learned certain rules, nay, guidelines, nay, shit you better do or get your ass beat. Unlike girls, who backstab, cry, scream, produce delirious drama, and lead lives as if they were muses for Dashboard Confessional, men operate under a certain code. That code is as follows.

I. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

II. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

III. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

IV. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game. I lost approximately nine friends last October who felt the need to bust my balls when the Red Sox lost to the Devil's Bitches. Just leave it alone, it's kinder to pick on them for a dead relative.

V. You must never own a cat.

VI. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

VII. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. (Mine are Dawson's Creek and Love, Actually). You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we're already too late.

VIII. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

IX. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.

X. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

XI. If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

XII. Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

XIII. NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Hey, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don't need to wear her like a fucking trophy.

XIV. It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

XV. Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

XVI. Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team. It doesn't matter how ludicrous the other guy sounds telling you that Jake Plummer was better than Steve McNair last season, let him be.

XVII. When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

XVIII. Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

XIX. Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

XX. Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable dicks since they've gone out with someone.

Follow these rules, and be a man!

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THREE IS EQUAL TO FOUR

Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a + b = c

This can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c

After reorganizing:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3

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Ways to survive college

14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.

13. Enjoy being a Sophomore — It will be the best three years of your life.

12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it’s all fun and games until someone loses their ‘nads.

11. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.

10. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative “home pharmaceuticals” business.

9. If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.

8. Boring lecture? Start a wave!

7. College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.

6. “I Phelta Thi” is *not* a real fraternity, except at state colleges.

5. Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.

4. Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.

3. Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.

2. Don’t think of it as sleeping with your professor — think of it as “acing Biology.”

and the Number 1 Tip for Surviving College…

1.In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your breakfast cereal.

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DOLLARS EQUAL TEN CENTS

Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:

We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent

Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent

Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 = 10 cent

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MATH IS "POINTLESS"?

Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b

So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

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IMPOSSIBLE FINAL EXAMS

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.

Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life.

Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System circa 1750. Prove your thesis.

Chemistry: You must identify a poison sample which you will find at your lab table. All necessary equipment has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk, one of which holds the antidote. If the wrong substance is used, it causes instant death. You may begin as soon as the professor injects you with a sample of the poison. (We feel this will give you an incentive to find the correct answer.)

Civil Engineering: This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the boxes of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will wupport your weight when you and your platform are suspended over a vat of nitric acid.

Computer Science: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this exam for you.

Economics: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of Light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

Electrical Engineering: You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the problem and correct it before the reactor melts down.

Engineering: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision.

Epistemology: Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your stand.

General Knowledge: Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

History: Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.

Mathematics: Derive the Euler-Cauchy equations using only a straightedge and compass. Discuss in detail the role these equations had on mathematical analysis in Europe during the 1800s.

Medicine: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until you work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

Metaphysics: Describe in detail the probably nature of life after death. Test your hypothesis.

Music: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

Philosophy: Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

Physchology: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, Rameses II, Hammuarabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

Physics: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

Political Science: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects if any.

Public Speaking: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

Religion: Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged.

Sociology: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

Extra Credit: Define the universe, and give three examples.

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HILARIOUS SCIENCE PAPERS

Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school, and college test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved)....

"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."

"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"

"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."

"The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects."

"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Liter: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration."

"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose untill it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."

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THE TEMPERATURE OF HELL

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:

"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

It was not revealed what grade the student got.

Some Entertainment, Courtesy of Dirge

2008-11-16T22:42:00.004+08:00

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Lesson of the Story = Choose your career wisely.
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International Rules of ManHood

For all the men out there, and curious women, we hereby present to you the international rules of manhood. For those young men seeking adulthood, you must abide by said rules in order to obtain your “man badge.”

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

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20 Fun Things to do in An Elevator

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Swat at flies that don’t exist.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”
Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.”
Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly

Never ever kiss a monkey

2008-11-12T08:04:00.001+08:00

BILLIARDS - DOMINOS - not in English but amazing !

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just for some laughs...

2008-11-12T07:49:00.001+08:00

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend...
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Marketing In the Dark

2008-11-12T07:46:00.001+08:00

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy : "Dark in here."

Man : "Yes it is."

Boy : "I have a baseball."

Man : "That's nice."

Boy : "Want to buy it?"

Man : "No, thanks."

Boy : "My dad's outside."

Man : "OK, how much?"

Boy : "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy : "Dark in here."

Man : "Yes, it is."

Boy : "I have a baseball glove."

Man : "How much?"

Boy : "$750."

Man : "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

take a break

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A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start".

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story :
M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.
M2- If you don't have internet / email, but work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3- If you received this message by email, you are probably already an office boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire. ..

Have a great day !!!

P.S - Don't send this back to me, I' m closing my email & going to sell tomatoes!!!

5 lessons for Corporate Life

2008-11-12T07:29:00.004+08:00

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*

LESSON 2

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*

LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA. When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*

LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,

He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*

LESSON 5 - BEST ONE !!

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.

TUC Scholarship 2009

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For those who plan do continue your study in Taylor's after A-Levels, work hard for it, can save your parents money a lot.

US Top Universities Application Workshop

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Dear Lecturers,

We have arranged an application workshop for students who have strong interest to pursue their studies in the Ivy League universities.

In this workshop, the students will work with an Ivy League graduate and a brand strategy consultant who have successfully helped students to get into US universities. The purpose of this workshop is to help students to develop a unique story to stand out to the Admissions Committees.

It would be 5 sessions of 3 hours each, most probably after their studies on weekdays. The workshop package is priced at only RM500.00. The students should have decided on their universities and know what the essays questions are.

Session 1 – How to stand out

Session 2 – Essay Brainstorming

Session 3 – Essay Drafting

Session 4 – Essay Editing

Session 5 – Application

Proposed date: Mid-November 2008 to December 2008.

Therefore, please do inform your students of this workshop arrangement and if they are interested, please get them to see Ms. Jeanetta at the Pre-U office.

Thanks.

Regards,

Ms Jeanetta Chiew

Assistant Registrar

Cambridge A Level Programme

TAYLOR'S UNIVERSITY COLLEGE MAIN CAMPUS

SUBANG JAYA, MALAYSIA

Tel. no. 603-56362641 Ext. 332 Fax. no. 603-56364335

Email: chiew.jeanetta@taylors.edu.my

(By Mr Lai)

It Ends Tonight - The All PE4 Rejects

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Your bumblebees,
They're stinging me,
I can't explain my pain at all.
On all my arms,
I'm on my knees,
Oh I don't want to feel at all.

My balls start swelling,
Your mind needs cleaning,
Maybe its best you leave me alone.
A weight is lifted,
Phone is missing,
I pity Alex Wong.

When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.

A failing star,
Least he fail alone.
I can't explain to a boy that lame.
You're losing things that you didn't know,
I look at you with such disdain.

My EYEballs swelling,
Go do brain cleaning,
I know its best you leave me alone.
Alex shoplifted,
On this evening,
I pity Alex Wong.

When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little pesticide,
Won't hurt him right?
It's too late to fight,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.

Now I saw my backside,
It's better than seeing your backside.
It's your fault now I'm blind!
It's better if you eat some pesticide.

All those bees locked inside,
Now I'm the first to go.

When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little pesticide,
Won't hurt him right?
It's too late to fight,
It ends tonight,
It ends when darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little pesticide,
Won't hurt him right?
It's too late to fight,
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight,
Tonight.
When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight.

~End~

Haha...I hope you guys can related the whole song as a story...but if u can't, its about me, singing bad about alex...and alex revenged by releasing his bumblebees on me...ahh...such joy...enjoy~!

P.S. - I expect Josh to sing XD

AS Physics Practical...

2008-10-20T17:35:00.001+08:00

Initially, students can be asked to estimate the actual error in the measurements they make and to convert this into a percentage error. In this way they can be asked, as a matter of routine, to identify the largest sources of error in the experiment.
They should also be taught the difference between random and systematic errors and encouraged to check for systematic errors in their measurements.
From this starting point, students can begin to use checklists to help them to think about the limitations in an experiment.

The checklist could include the following questions.

• Apart from the variables being measured, was there any other factor that might have
affected the results?

• Which measurements were difficult to make?

• What were the largest sources of error?

• Were there any systematic errors?

• Was enough data collected?

• Was the range and distribution of the data points appropriate?

• Was a graph of the data plotted?

or rather
Points for evaluation:

* 2 points of data are not enough
* do repeats
* put white card behind experiment
* dye any liquid
* close windows
* Use a fiducial mark
* Minimize parallax
* Use data logging N.B. Must say sensors (e.g. Light gate)
* Plot a graph

Hope this may help you score that 8 marks.

It's A Mr. Lucas Miracle!

2008-10-16T12:01:00.000+08:00

Omg....
Is that the first word that is coming out from your mouth when you see the crazy expenses needed to study in Singapore? Felt your dreams crushing down faster than Alex losing his phone? Fear you cannot gather enough funds as easy as Joshua found his 13+1 sisters? Well do Mr. Lucas has a DEAL FOR YOU!

YES YOU! *points outside the monitor*

There is this NUS Singapore scholarship thing which Mr. Lucas told our class rep which told me to tell you *points again* to take a look at if you are interested in persuing your study over there. I'm not really sure about the details but I'm sure you can find it out at their website: http://www.nus.edu.sg/. Oh you're suppose to register there too!

Deadline is 31/10/08.

So hurry up! Or you'll miss this wonderful offer!

The Truth behind the J-Attack

2008-10-15T23:00:00.007+08:00

This is reporting... well in fact the truth behind the J-Attack on a victim who call herself Mun Mun. Her identity is remained classified by the Global Government as this is still undergoing whether the J-Man or Joshua Pui can be accused of his crimes (not mentioned). The following events is the true occurrence.

It was a peaceful afternoon where birds are chirping and blah blah blah.....in a beautiful, neat, expensive 'mansion' nearby Taylor's College. The victim, Mun Mun was doing her usual chores and etc etc.

Then came these two guys out from nowhere. The guy on left side of the picture claims himself to be Joshua Pui, which is still undergoing some investigation. The other guy is Ivan How, Minister of something I guess...
(For your information, this is not a ROYAL SCANDAL!!!) Ivan How was not involved in this situation but then took part as a hostage by the guy on his left.
'Joshua' was taking photo of Mun Mun as she was sleeping away on the bed peacefully. (You'll get the drift.)

This is just the beginning of his sins...
Mun Mun was staring at him, looking directly into his eyes and found out that 'Joshua', who she claims as her 'brother', was up to no good. She took some photographs of 'Joshua' doing something dirty.

The photographs taken were beyond over-rated and this is a friendly news for young kids to read. Who wants it, ask from Mun Mun.

'Joshua' is then looking back at her again, making her scared of him. She then call out for the parents (the unknown couple) for help but no respond back as they busy with themselves. So...

She called for 911 but as you know, 911 lines are always busy and they hardly picked up the phone. She was in need of help, desperately...

As she slowly walked downstairs cautiously, she knew Joshua is having his eyes on her. Fear struck her... She looked for something for protection. So she took... a chair...

There Joshua awaits for her, with a chair in his hands, waiting to whack her till she unconscious.
Mun Mun tried resisting the attacks but couldn't able too as Joshua was being too rough and was drooling all over the floor, making a mess for the couple to clean up.

She then shouted to Joshua to stop but he refused. He continued attacking little Mun Mun. She kept yelling for help but no one respond... There were...

four people upstairs, watching a movie of Pride And Prejudice where Nick and Ivan thought that Pride is the sister to Prejudice while the dog's name is And.
Lucky is the other hand was chatting with his beloved wife over the seven seas.
Brenda was into the movie that she felt she was Pride, or maybe Prejudice.

Back to the J-Attack,

Joshua non-stop attacking little Mun Mun. Just look at that evil smile, he just can't wait to lay his hands on her... Joshua then acts violently against her.

Mun Mun was brutally attacked and her chair was badly damaged. She was in dire of medical attention and yet no one responded.

Then she saw Ivan How, busy watching cartoons near the crime scene. He then send Mun Mun to SJMC and reported to police nearby. Mun Mun was able to recover smoothly but Joshua was never arrested as he flee away into a black Pajero to escape.
since then, Mun Mun still fears of her brother Joshua as he tried to ........ uh-hum... uh-hum...

So this is the truth behind the J-Attack, So keep on a look out. Joshua Pui might be still out there, wandering for new victims. Beware...

PS. To Joshua, if ya feel a bit insulted in this post, my job is complete.
TO Mun Mun, if ya feel a bit insulted in this post, well, delete it... HAHA...
Well, cause this is something to go against lil Joshua... HEHE...

WOW... Chemistry Songs?!

2008-10-13T20:27:00.001+08:00

Lookie at these... You wouldn't believe it... Probably Joshua study his lessons from here...

Lyrics:
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, (gasp)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, (gasp)
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvered.

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

2008-10-09T16:56:00.002+08:00

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever
you really are.

First Question
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?

Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Third Question
Take 1000 and add 40 to it... Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?

Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！

Bonus Question:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple!

Artist: Joshua Pui

2008-10-06T22:36:00.005+08:00

Artist: Joshua Pui
Age: 18
Sex : Male (or so we think)
Hometown : Cat
Family Members : 16 - Father, Mother, Josh, 13 sisters

Financial : Filthy rich from Album sales.
Status : Taken. Owned. In other words, pussy-whipped. - written with his own words
Albums : Josh I Am, Josh ToXIC, 13sisters-1Josh, Joshenation PUI(club music)
Hit Singles : Love to Give, Lullaby, Fall for You and so much more!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? BUY ONE OF JOSH'S SONGS NOW!
ONLY 9 DOLLARS A SONG!
But if you're a poor wimp, and cant afford but dun wanna
borrow from class treasurer Ah Seng, just go youtube and type "ppposh90"!

Here's a demo not to be missed! Check it out!

The Amazing JOSHUA PUI! applause

2008-10-06T22:01:00.004+08:00

Omg wei joshua can really play guitar and sing man! no wonder got 13 sisters hahaha! hey btw josh in ur blog u didnt mention about ur real "sister"...u must mention also la haha...and its so long i lazy to read liao lol....and one of ur sister can see bra man wth LOL

oh ya...this is blog post...should not chat here...anyway, enjoy josh's first song, love to give!

Best ucapan ever - Seng Wai

2008-09-30T13:44:00.001+08:00

sebelum akhirnya ceramah saya pada pagi ini, biarlah saya melafazkan satu puisi untuk nikmat sekalian

memasak buah nangka sebiji,
datang sekampung orang sebijak,
kalau ketiak baunya terjijik,
mandilah kawanku sambil berberak

sekian, terima kasih.

Cell Phone Video

2008-09-25T18:33:00.001+08:00

Smile =)

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Life saver

2008-09-21T18:37:00.001+08:00

Watch this video and learn the trick. It might help you during the maths AS paper if you forgotten to bring a calculator and could not find anyone who have an extra xD

Finally we get to see how the trick is done!

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thai ad.

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Interesting!

2008-09-15T17:34:00.004+08:00

If you are into unraveling the mysteries of Mathematics or Science, open the attached video. All I can say is:

Wow, I have never seen it done this way before! Anyone can explain?

Enjoy the brain gymnastics!

Results for Mathematics

2008-09-15T10:30:00.000+08:00

365 Days NOT enough for Students To Study.. funny.. but somewad true..

2008-09-15T09:17:00.001+08:00

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'

OMG~! IT'S IVANA MONTANA!

2008-09-12T12:36:00.001+08:00

soony tatrus

Name : Ivana Montana aka Soony Tatrus(okla...real name Ivan How Soon Tat)

Sex : YES PLS!

Age : 18 .... or is he? We'll never know...

Status : Not available unless you're looking for a fun naughty celebrity night out *winks*

Allowance : 20-50 million from sales of DVD and Disney Channel Series

Details:

General

He gets the best of both worlds...hey hey u u i can be ur playmate(whoops copyrighted from another singer :P)

Pros

- Famous wei(u date him, u get famous ;))

- Rich like mad wei(multi-million dollar making teen celebrity man)

- HAS A CAR!!!(YES! The first candidate here that can fetch u around!)

- Loves children(paedophile?.....we dunno...)

- Very smart....for a famous celebrity ;)

Cons

- Sometimes childish(which makes him so adorable and liked by millions of fans out there! okla not really....but still....)

- Unable to continue due to risks of being sued...but I think u guys know more :P

Looking for : Zac Affron or Nick Jonas maybe? LOL! jkjk...he's straight!

Interested? Too bad! This famous celebrity do not give out his number or email EASILY! But u can still contact him at 017-buy-my-cd-for-9.95-now!-i-love-u-guys!-but-only-if-u-buy-my-cd-NOW! or email him at hotsexybaby@dirtychat.com. Make sure u have the look of a goddess before u even dare approach him :P(but not looks of an Angel...cuz that's Hong Yi's one...k...dun be confused :D)

Gentleman-ship not included

P.S. - Okla...getting not funny adi right? I stop with him la...so sorry to hy,aaron and ivan if i offended u...u guys know the username and psw...if u dun like it, just remove it k...sorry ya

Not interested? here's another one!

2008-09-07T23:43:00.005+08:00

Name : Aarreena (aka Si Seng Yong)

Sex : Not Available

Age : 18 and semi-virgin

Status : Damn available...been doing "sightseeing" alot!

Allowance : 500-1000

Details :

General

Average height with average width and average "length"....dun think dirty! Means average volume la! Plays some sports including futsal, basketball, badminton and "sightseeing"(its a sport....for him :P).

Pros

- Very VERY VERY SMART! ... 5A1D last time , now will be 6A2C guaranteed!

- Class jewel!(one of the prettiest in class wei...)

- Very serious in relationship one! (okla i just say this cuz 2 pros is like so little....so give him 3....ok ma? :P)

- For more ask pe4 :P

Cons

- Past year papers(no further arguments necessary)

- Sightseeing too much :P

- Very picky!

- Quite "salty wet" :P

- Potential playboy/girl/item if we assume past = present :P

- For more ask pe4 :P

Looking for : All girls...no I don't mean any...i mean ALL...

Arreena is your cup of tea? Don't hestitate to call him at 012-room-614-tonight-honey or email him at faststronghorse@fasterstronger*censored*.com. Prettiness level must be at least 8 out of 10 in the Alfonso de Albuquerque scale of beauty.

Loyalty not included.

P.S....another joke! dont tease him so much k...we are all human with equal rights :D

Are you looking for love?

2008-09-05T23:40:00.005+08:00

Name : Tan Hong Yi

Sex : Male

Age : 18 and still virgin

Status : Single

Allowance : below 500

Details :
General
Roughly 169-171cm tall, naturally black hair but dyed brown, loves to sleep and sits with the class jewel(refer below for definition) with the success rate of 85%. Enjoys playing games and eating good food(japanese and Subway is accepted!)

Pros
- Very responsible!(Finishes homeworks and past years in time!)
- Generous!(will spend you if you're worth spending)
- Funny- Very Smart!
- For more, ask him

Cons
- Very picky!(cannot eat the same thing more than 3 times a week!)
- Gets bored easily!(careful ah girls out there...playboy wei)
- Slightly touchy(cannot blame him...he sits next to "class jewel"!)
- Sadist(laugh when someone made mistake...hahaha!!!(i'm not sadist...))
- Veryyyy lansi one weii!!! XD!
- For more, ask PE4

Looking for : Angel....only Angel that has came down from heaven...

Interested? Then call him at 017-dont-call-me-if-ur-not-angel or email him at iwantangelonlyle@angel.com. Hurry! Limited time only.

P.S. - This is just a joke...please do not take this seriously at all...unless you like his cute looks XD!

Class jewel is defined as the sole main provider of oestrogen in 0801PE4 which can be the girl or "the girl".

Please Heed this Words

2008-09-05T23:09:00.002+08:00

Attention to all guys (and a girl) of 0801 PE04,
our boss, Vishnu is in dire for everyone's cooperation. This is all you guys (and girl) have to do during this freakingly long holiday.
MAKE SURE YOU DO SO UNLESS YOU WANT MR LAI TO DESTROY YOUR TESTIMONIAL TO DUST.

Here is what you guys have to do:-
1. Take a picture of yourself.
2. Take a class picture all together {this one can do after holiday}
3. Take pictures of you having some fun time with our classmates (we dun mind outsiders)
4. Try to think how our page would be like for the magazine.
5. Compile it and send it to... er...... damn.... (unknown. Info to be given later on.)

Please make sure it's best of its best quality picture. Remember, it's a college magazine. Hot chicks would be staring at each of our faces. If you're lucky (I dun literally mean Eternal Lucky Lim, ELL), those hot girls would be looking up and down for you. So, take that photo and pray hard that the girls would be chasing you.

So have fun during holidays.
PS:- This is no exceptions to all our lecturers as lecturers' picture should be taken also. If not, ............................

Have FUN!!!

To Vishnu:- You wanted this right? {Except for the lecturers' photo suggestion}

Hmmm... Version 2.1.3

2008-09-01T22:28:00.002+08:00

Let's see... AS examination is coming... AS trial is pushing us to the edge...
Conclusion...?
We might leap over the edge. Damn...
Well, good luck to all of us ya...

So...
Sir, give us good marks and testimonials ya... THANK YA!!!

OMG!

2008-09-01T17:20:00.001+08:00

WHY U READING THIS??? GO STUDY!! AS COMING ALREADY!!!!

Trials ticking by...

2008-08-08T20:45:00.001+08:00

With just 2 weeks left, it is safe to assume that the fear in every pe4 student's heart has been tenfolded. This is no generalization and certainly no further clarifications are needed. If only our past successes can be compiled together to created the perfect present, then we wouldn't be so stressed during exam. Example, if we get 5A 1D(dunno who la) for 1st sem exams, then we can extract the 5As and put it in our trials. Isn't that just so much fun? Fantasies aside, lets all use our strengths to overcome our weaknesses and maybe with a little bit of Eternal Luck, we may score in our trials!

My conclusion may be too strong but I'm just here to wish everyone good luck and use this 2 weeks time to its fullest(no not go clubbing or consume "alcoholic products). Remeber to do ur maths hw~!

Bunny Suicides.

2008-08-02T12:33:00.000+08:00

Guys, trials is coming. I wish you all the best.
Here's some advice for your upcoming exam ....

In thinking skills ..

Plan ahead before you tackle your questions ..

For chemistry ..

Dun play in the lab with dangerous chemicals like HK ..

In math, know your figures accurately and understand the

correct concepts ..

For physics, remember all the important formulas and

basic concepts .. eg, magnet attracts iron.

And for lan, just don't suicide.

-Alex Wong Teck Mingybaby

Urgent!!! Pls support!!! :)

2008-07-29T19:24:00.002+08:00

Hey, everyone! Listen up! Sorry for the late notice but that's as early as I could tell u guys..
Okay, the main thing now. I'll try to keep it short n simple, not like my previous posts.
Venue : Somewhere in taylors, MPH I guess..
Date : 30th of July 2008 (which is tomorrow!!)
Time : 5 - 6 pm

As u guys know, cheong n danial will be leaving for the hartamas campus next week, and this friday is their last day at taylors. But........ Listen up, tomorrow, they are gonna give us a parting gift. They will be performing at the talent show held by some taylors club! Come on guys, this is it! PE4 students are actually performing for the public! This is great courage shown by the two of them, big heart.. All they ask for is a little favour from the whole class, which is to go support them tomorrow. That'll be great, great help from u guys.. Pls, this is their last performance for subang taylors, or more specifically I shall say 0801PE4.. So what are u guys waiting for? That's our mate and what best we can do other than to show our united support for the two of them? Let's put up a true show of 0801PE4 unity to the whole of taylors! This type of occasion is rare and I'm sure it's not gonna happen everyday, so please ( X infinity ) please do attend the talent show..

And please pass this message around to all our classmates.. I'm not sure whether lecturers are allowed to attend this show, but if they can, please do tell them too!
Cheong and Danial are part of the 0801PE4 family, so who else do we support if not our family members themselves? Think wisely, leave the buses behind and take taxi baxk home.. it's just for one day so I hope all of u can make it! Looking forward to the show tomorrow! Thank you lot!!!!!!

Signing off,
Faststronghorse ^^

Our Lecturer's Background...

2008-07-27T16:02:00.003+08:00

Out lecturers hold many secrets... Many secrets to wonder and ponder... Look at these images i got...

Firstly, Mr Hari ( last line)
The above is Mr Hari's Award... No wonder he knows so much about aeroplane... Haha...

Secondly is Miss Lilian Wong Tan Li (no 29)

Wow... Daniel has some ompetition now. HAHA...

Thirdly an most suprisingly, Mr Peter

A book about Mathematics, Mr Peter has published... What a worthy Lecturer ya...

There are still more, but just lazy to find out. HAHA
Over and out.